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So was I the only one up at 6am trying to grab some tickets?
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They interviewed a family on the news who were also up at that time so I guess not
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I wasn't allowed to buy tickets this time :D
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One of the many things I don't understand about the Olympics?

Why is it called "Team GB" and not "Team UK"

Surely there is a 21st Century equivalent Mary Peters or two in this years team?

Can someone enlighten?
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million voices wrote:One of the many things I don't understand about the Olympics?

Why is it called "Team GB" and not "Team UK"

Surely there is a 21st Century equivalent Mary Peters or two in this years team?

Can someone enlighten?
Good question actually!
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why's team at the start anyway, I mean you don't say Football Club Liverpool?
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:lol:

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markfiend wrote::lol:

Why is a pine marten a kind of weasel/stoat thing but a house martin is a bird?
I thought a house martin was an ex member of some $hitty indie band from the 80s

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I thought a "House Martin" was the full name of a TV doctor but with it reversed like "Team UK"
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Pista wrote:I thought a house martin was an ex member of some $hitty indie band from the 80s

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Oh yes, like Slim Boy Fat or whoever the kids are listening to these days.
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while I'm here, can I just say that I saw his missus (ex missus?) on telly recently and she's a fuckin' fright! :eek:

never did like her, but by Christ she's not ageing well
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:lol: I concur, she's looking more like her dad with each passing year.

And as I hear that Johnny Ball has gone off the deep-end into climate-change denialism and related kookery, you really wouldn't want to go there.
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Meat Whiplash wrote:why's team at the start anyway, I mean you don't say Football Club Liverpool?
Ah, but you do say FC St. Pauli, right?
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nope
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me either, I mean I'm not a cheese munching surrender monkey or a kraut

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