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like many of you. works party tonight :evil:

premonition

Oh, my poor aching head

/premonition :?
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best of british! ;D :lol:
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Still recovering from Wednesday's. Enjoy (or endure!!!)
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Try to avoid the copier.... :wink:

If you can't, scan and post...you know the drill.

Have fun, we are all off for Tequilla Slammers next friday...

get em inta ya!!!

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khepri II wrote:like many of you. works party tonight :evil:

premonition

Oh, my poor aching head

/premonition :?
AHAHAHA!!! My company party's tonight, too! :roll:

I don't foresee getting too smashed, though, because I know it's going to be a total yawn - just like most of the peeps I work with. Oh, well. :von:
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Strange. I've never been to such a party. Seems it's totally uncommon here. But I suppose I wouldn't participate even if it was common. No way. I think work is something that doesn't go well with casual, drinking-related meetings. Oh well. Depends who you work with? Maybe. Anyway, good luck Khepri II! I hope you manage not to trigger off another fight :lol: :D
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it looks like I'm gonna be pulled in from my leave for a christmas lunch on Thursday. Bah Humbug!
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I avoid anything that features the cretins I work with and drink. I know how I like to tell people what I think of their penny-ass, snivelling, petty minded, s**t hole of a department.

Just Say NO!
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khepri II wrote:like many of you. works party tonight :evil:

premonition

Oh, my poor aching head

/premonition :?
Good luck, fellow 8)
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I too had to endure the 'works Christmas do' this evening....blimmin teachers! they must be the most boring people in the world to partee with......

I have to also attend my leaving do on Tuesday night, joy of joys.

Why don't we all do a swap next year, draw names out of a hat and attend each others 'do's'
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Boring isn't the right word....giddy is probably the best description. They scamper round all the tables collecting all the tooters, paper hats and cracker toys to take back for the kids.....
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Lemme just say this: Jello shots + co-workers = NO. :roll:
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I have to attend mine in about a half an hour. I'm partially dreading it. I'm sure the restaurant/food/whatever will be fantastiK but the company?? The statement "I get paid to deal with you people. Beyond that...." comes to mind.

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SINsister wrote:Lemme just say this: Jello shots + co-workers = NO. :roll:
Yer darn tootin' Sinny! been there once it was 'hell comes to your pub'.
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So how did it go geezer?

Blasted?

in need of these were we :von: ????

do tell......
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I stuck with the Guinness whilst mayhem ruled all around me from the jelly crew. It was not a nice sight, still I have one up my sleeve regarding my (ahem) bosslady :twisted:
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So?

How did it go?

Mine on wednesday... And I intend to get completely drunk and F***k 'em all!

;D

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Ganith wrote:So?

How did it go?

Mine on wednesday... And I intend to get completely drunk and F***k 'em all!

;D

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Oh, the usual :P

drinking champagne out of a ladies slipper :eek:

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problem was she was still wearing it at the time :lol: :lol: :roll:
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thats why god invented straws.....
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Xmas parties are top - you can be as obnoxious as yer like to those who really have deserved it, then simply 'forget' it all the following morning.

Mine on Friday, I dare say there'll be the usual array of nurses and whatnot getting their ears licked. :twisted: Aftershock is a very lovely drink. As is Eggnog.

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Ganith wrote:I intend to get completely drunk and F***k 'em all!
blimey! :o

i've seen that jodie foster film... just be careful! :urff:

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They went to a Meatloaf concert here last night.
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mine is friday :eek:
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The rules, dear heartlanders, for all such events are:

If it's wet, drink it;
If it's dry, smoke it;
If it's got a pulse, f*ck it;
If it hasn't, score drugs off it.
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Mine was meant to be Saturday, but has now been moved to january 10th... hopefully i will still have some festive cheer left
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