30 Harshest Musician-on-Musician Insults

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go enjoy... ;D
http://flavorwire.com/200333/the-30-har ... in-history

oh yeah, you can thank me later :roll:
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That one with the meat was really smart ;D :lol: :notworthy:
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Mark E. Smith! :lol:
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Well, thank you! :lol:
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Elvis Costello. Excellent.
Noel Gallagher is good value, as is his mate Weller.

BTW Weller toured NZ recently and played three shows, god bless him. He's one 50-yr old muso who still does the business - 8) could take note.
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Love the Boy George on Elton John one.

:lol: :lol:
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There's another Mad Bob one that I feel got over-looked


"I'd take my hat off to George Michael, if it was full of sick."
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Richey Edwards on The Levellers:
“You could go to any Levellers concert and stand in the middle and shout, ‘Jeremy!’, and 75% of the audience would turn round.�

:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:

good find :twisted: :lol:
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Makes "Teo-Five-Zero-Zero-Zero" look a bit second division.
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AE on Wayne by way of This Corrosion. :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:Richey Edwards on The Levellers:
“You could go to any Levellers concert and stand in the middle and shout, ‘Jeremy!’, and 75% of the audience would turn round.�

:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:

good find :twisted: :lol:
I loved the way all the Jeremys would sway along, dreads flicking from side to side, dog on a string in one hand, glass of cider in the other, braying along to the Levellers' signature tune One Way ("There's only one way in life, and that's your own"), totally unaware of the irony.

Reminiscent of the "You are all individuals" scene in "Life of Brian"
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And what was it again, this band that gave the Sisters the advice they should give up? :lol:
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I shall try the Jeremy thing this weekend.
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UtterlyBastardGroovy wrote:I shall try the Jeremy thing this weekend.
http://www.beautifuldays.org/
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:

say hello to gogol bordello for me.

jealous :(
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The other categories : filmmaker on filmmaker insults and especially authors on authors insults are a good laugh as well!!

Morrissey would s*** in his pants out of joy if he reads them

Indeed great find mr Blast!
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thankee for the thankee :D
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Excellentissimo :lol: :lol: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:thankee for the thankee :D
Yer just a 'giver' aintcha? :wink:
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UtterlyBastardGroovy wrote:I shall try the Jeremy thing this weekend.
http://www.beautifuldays.org/
The Levellers have their own festival ?!? Over to you :von:
I'd even settle for curating ATP
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Debaser wrote:
James Blast wrote:thankee for the thankee :D
Yer just a 'giver' aintcha? :wink:
yes dear :| ;D :lol:
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Funny as hell.....bring ballet to the working classes!!
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Wow, these are harsh. And some of them seem really vile and hating. I was expecting them to be at least halfway funny or sarcastic, but no, pure malice. But then again, I am no musician, so I don't know what it feels like to have somebody else who classifies themselves in the same category, but sucks :D
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I knew there was a reason other than eels's music to like E. ;D :twisted:
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:Richey Edwards on The Levellers:
“You could go to any Levellers concert and stand in the middle and shout, ‘Jeremy!’, and 75% of the audience would turn round.�

:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:

good find :twisted: :lol:
I loved the way all the Jeremys would sway along, dreads flicking from side to side, dog on a string in one hand, glass of cider in the other, braying along to the Levellers' signature tune One Way ("There's only one way in life, and that's your own"), totally unaware of the irony.

Reminiscent of the "You are all individuals" scene in "Life of Brian"
There should be a 'like' button for this post... ;D
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I remember after Phil Lynott died Ted Nugent said he was going to go and p*ss on his grave. I knew nothing about Ted Nugent before that moment, but that nothing was replaced with "Tw@t".
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