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david bowie? ;D
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here's the latest

message_die() was called multiple times. This isn't supposed to happen. Was message_die() used in page_tail.php?
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it's been stating:

phpBB : Critical Error

Error clearing sessions table


or such like errors. there were other errors given by the way.
starting yesterday, this morning, this afternoon & even a few minutes ago. if i refresh the browser i'm on, it sometimes allows me in & sometimes not.
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Hey Babes! I got one too, let's form a clique! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Hey Babes! I got one too, let's form a clique! :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOL! i think we have already done that! :wink:
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I have that after almost every post I'm trying to push through, the same

phpBB : Critical Error

Error clearing sessions table

2012 is near! Heed the Mayans! :lol:

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aye, and avoid Nips! :lol:
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your car?
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it was reference to your favorite cartoon - South Park, not some stupid filum (what i didn't watch, btw.)
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REPAIR TABLE phpbb_sessions;

eh...

Ok, I suck at PHP, okay? ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:REPAIR TABLE phpbb_sessions;

eh...

Ok, I suck at PHP, okay? ;D

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done that. a few times.

also emptied the sessions and session keys tables. seems ok for a while but then falls over again.

:|
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:REPAIR TABLE phpbb_sessions;

eh...

Ok, I suck at PHP, okay? ;D

IZ.
done that. a few times.

also emptied the sessions and session keys tables. seems ok for a while but then falls over again.

:|
It actually works at least a bit? :eek: wow, me! ;D

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I was getting a similar error this morning...
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markfiend wrote:I was getting a similar error this morning...
The WHOLE morning actually, I can enter the site since 0930 GMT or so...

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yeah, i spotted it when i got into work earlier so i emptied the sessions and sessionkeys tables again :|

might have to write a cron task to do that every 6 hrs or so until i work out wtf is happening.
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Put some more coal in 'er boss, she's chuggin!

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Quiff Boy wrote:yeah, i spotted it when i got into work earlier so i emptied the sessions and sessionkeys tables again :|

might have to write a cron task to do that every 6 hrs or so until i work out wtf is happening.
the only down side of periodically clearing the two session tables is that it will log everyone out when it runs

a minor inconvenience to be fair, but it could be annoying if it happens while you're browsing the forum and it could make following new posts/threads tricky

:|
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And what has Phpbbhacks to say about the matter, maybe they know a solution?

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yeah, i'll hive it a try :)

the main problem on trying to get support for it now is that we're still running phpbb2

i really should upgrade to v3. been meaning to do it for months but never get around to it. for the most stupid reasons too - i'm struggling to find the time and inspiration to re-do the header images for what would be the new version of the themes :urff: :oops:

maybe this fault is the driver i need to get on with that :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:yeah, i'll hive it a try :)

the main problem on trying to get support for it now is that we're still running phpbb2

i really should upgrade to v3. been meaning to do it for months but never get around to it. for the most stupid reasons too - i'm struggling to find the time and inspiration to re-do the header images for what would be the new version of the themes :urff: :oops:

maybe this fault is the driver i need to get on with that :lol:
Ah, don't worry, I also hardly ever get to doing the things I want or should ... :urff: :lol: ...

And look at :von: ... he doesn't get round to recording a new record for ... :?: :lol: ...

Anyway, good progress for you as soon as you start it ... :D ...
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aye, good point. maybe i'm taking cues from eldritch without even realising :lol: 8)
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:lol: ... hell, and despite the steady warning:

Don't do it at home!!! ... :lol: ...
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Anything the matter?
Either it was me or HL was out for the whole day here.
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Pista wrote:Anything the matter?
Either it was me or HL was out for the whole day here.
Yeah I got that phpBB critical error message as well
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