A friend of mine, a porcupine
Went up in a balloon
He sailed it here, he sailed it there
He sailed it nearly everywhere
Except, perhaps, the moon
He sailed with ease across the seas
An inch above the waves
And only joked at getting soaked
At which an ancient codfish croaked
"How nicely he behaves!"
He sailed it rough, with snarling tough
Wild animals below
He sailed it blind, and tried to find
Some gentle things who lived behind
The sunset's rosy glow
He sailed it hot, above a lot
Of scorching desert sand
He sailed it cold, as I've been told
Where crowds of happy penguins hold
Their flippers hand in hand
He sailed it high beyond the sky
And then I must explain
A spiky spine of porcupine
Popped his balloon so proud and fine
And brought it down again
The sunset's rosy glow
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Do you lick windows?
Only a paand.
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Why? Do yours need licking?Sexygoth wrote:Do you lick windows?
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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It's from Bagpuss, as any fule kno.
Or at least as any fule with the ability to google "a friend of mine a porcupine" can easily find out
Or at least as any fule with the ability to google "a friend of mine a porcupine" can easily find out
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
I knew that. I have the "bible"markfiend wrote:It's from Bagpuss, as any fule kno.
Or at least as any fule with the ability to google "a friend of mine a porcupine" can easily find out
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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matrfiend's avatar is so great
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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Why thankyou. It's certainly proved to be popularranddebiel² wrote:matrfiend's avatar is so great
Yours is pretty cool too.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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No, I'll lick my own windows thankyou very much!!Dave Whelan wrote:Why? Do yours need licking?Sexygoth wrote:Do you lick windows?
Only a paand.
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thxmarkfiend wrote:Why thankyou. It's certainly proved to be popularranddebiel² wrote:matrfiend's avatar is so great
Yours is pretty cool too.
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....