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Almiche V
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Strewth mate, you utter f****** spoon!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ia_dope_dc

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The Green Lantern
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snubnoseuk wrote:Strewth mate, you utter f****** spoon!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ia_dope_dc

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That's hilarious. I mean like, dude, I'm gonna call the pigs now man, because, like, that's my weed man. From under the bed? :roll: :lol:
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andymackem
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Aussies. Bet he can't play rugby either.
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Silver_Owl
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Excellent. A man who believes his property is his whatever. I can picture him whacked out of his brain with some kind of logic working in his fuddled brain. "That's my blow they're taking man, better call the cops."

Even Chopper wouldn't have tried that one :!:
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Scardwel
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Hehe... I vaguely remember a similar story about a bloke who got nicked for growing hemp on a grass verge on the M4 motorway! :lol:

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