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what does that word mean "win"....are you making this up????
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Welcome, and Greetings from Glasgow! :D
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Black Shuck wrote:Hello Andy!
nice avatar BS :notworthy: :notworthy:

now last time we played Timperly big shorts was a derby day. Guess who was crying then :lol: :lol:

See also - Blackpool and Altrincham. Frankie Three teams we call him ;D
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Sexygoth wrote:NO BLOODY FOOTBALL!!
Can you have a seperate board for that and call it blokes talk sh*t or summit?
as opposed to the women talk metaphysics, metamorphism and metabollox forum :twisted:

glad to have you back SG ;D

Welcome Andy 8)
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doktor wolf wrote:what does that word mean "win"....are you making this up????
I think it involves scoring (which I remember happening once - I think it involves those funny white things at the end of the pitch) more often than the opposition. Can't see it catching on, to be honest.

Saw on telly once. I'm sure I did. Or maybe it was something else ...
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Welcome to Heartland, Andy! Enjoy your stay! After all, it's not like you'll be leaving anytime soon... Muahahahaha!!! :D :twisted:
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Hi Andy. Welcome to Football Chat.

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Allo Andy. No witty comment to add I'm afraid...but do you know the 'fish' joke? ;)
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Good evening, we've been expecting you... drink?

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Welcome from me too & greetings from the nice Koch-Country where you have to pay for your studies so that the nice little politicians can buy a new winecellar....
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Hi there and welcome :)

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Welcome Andy 8)
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MrChris wrote:So, who is that in your avatar? She's rather fetching...
It's Holly Valance, using different images as popstars do these days. I'd call that a goth-ish image. 8)
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<------------ Here's another pic of the girl!

Big Si wrote:
snubnoseuk wrote:
MrChris wrote:So, who is that in your avatar? She's rather fetching...
It's Holly Valance, using different images as popstars do these days. I'd call that a goth-ish image. 8)
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very droll.... :roll:
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Hmm. She's cute, but that outfit is *hideous*. :eek: :urff: :roll:
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game :P
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An "official " Welcome from the Grim North East :D
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Big Si wrote:
snubnoseuk wrote:
MrChris wrote:So, who is that in your avatar? She's rather fetching...
It's Holly Valance, using different images as popstars do these days. I'd call that a goth-ish image. 8)
Image

:P :oops:
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