For you to give feedback to the Heartland moderators. Wish lists, fault reports, etc. You may get an answer, you may not. As in all things, it largely depends on how nicely you ask the people in charge... You're welcome.
Quiff Boy
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02 Nov 2011, 17:50
just having a look at the analytics for the site, and there's a section which tells me what people searched google for in order to get here...
almost all of the search terms are fairly predictable, and tells me i'm doing the right thing with keywords etc
almost all, apart from the last one...
wtf?
and sure enough, here we are:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?rls=en&q ... 2+eldritch
i'm blaming you,
sultan2075
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02 Nov 2011, 19:39
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02 Nov 2011, 19:47
We're using GA at PD just for a little while and I never checked this TBH - now it's about time..
stufarq
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02 Nov 2011, 23:36
Didn't we all come here searching for information on Von's domestic routine?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
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03 Nov 2011, 01:23
stufarq wrote: Didn't we all come here searching for information on Von's domestic routine?
Surely Real Goffs don't hoover.
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03 Nov 2011, 03:32
we dust
as the day is long,
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Quiff Boy
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03 Nov 2011, 11:04
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote: Surely Real Goffs don't hoover.
you set 'em up...
splintered thing wrote: we dust
...and he'll knock 'em down
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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03 Nov 2011, 12:23
splintered thing wrote: we dust
As a Nephs fan,I of course don't actually dust,I just wear it!
"I've seen Andrew Eldritch in an ice hockey shirt onstage, and I've given him the benefit of the doubt"
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03 Nov 2011, 12:48
ribbons69 wrote: As a Nephs fan,I of course don't actually dust,I just wear it!
You are called an obsessive Collector then, they are quite common in this scene
Now that we know this, let's twist these analytics to our own hand, shall we people?
IZ.
stufarq
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03 Nov 2011, 23:23
splintered thing wrote: we dust
Possibly the most goth joke ever.
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04 Nov 2011, 05:26
Thank you, thank you very much.
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Bartek
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04 Nov 2011, 08:19
damn funny. Whoever did this he/she got great sense of humour.
Quiff Boy
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04 Nov 2011, 10:28
what i find strangest is that 159 people actually searched for that last month
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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stufarq
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04 Nov 2011, 23:22
What I find funny is that HL's keywords would actually meet the criteria of that search in the first place. You may think you're doing the right thing with them, Quiffy, but it sounds to me like we should be removing all the sharp objects.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
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05 Nov 2011, 00:51
Anyway, never mind the paltry 159 searches with "how he hoovers". What about the 214 searches with "backstage rider" ? What's all that about ?
stufarq
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05 Nov 2011, 23:52
People want to know if he brings his mobility scooter to gigs.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
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06 Nov 2011, 12:39
stufarq wrote: People want to know if he brings his mobility scooter to gigs.
I suspect that at this very minute there are renegade
HL ers dreaming up even more imaginative searches to make it into next month's Top Ten ...
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
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03 Dec 2011, 00:16
Very impressed to see a new highest ever "number of users online" a fortnight ago. What was so special about November 21st ??
Petseri
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03 Dec 2011, 00:36
Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote: Very impressed to see a new highest ever "number of users online" a fortnight ago. What was so special about November 21st ??
Usually the highest number online had been when we were getting a flood of spambots heading our way, but there was no spike in new users this time.
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07 Sep 2014, 20:09
Quiff Boy wrote: just having a look at the analytics for the site, and there's a section which tells me what people searched google for in order to get here...
almost all of the search terms are fairly predictable, and tells me i'm doing the right thing with keywords etc
almost all, apart from the last one...
wtf?
and sure enough, here we are:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?rls=en&q ... 2+eldritch
i'm blaming you,
sultan2075
I never look in here. Er... sorry
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