just having a look at the analytics for the site, and there's a section which tells me what people searched google for in order to get here...
almost all of the search terms are fairly predictable, and tells me i'm doing the right thing with keywords etc
almost all, apart from the last one...
wtf?
and sure enough, here we are:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?rls=en&q ... 2+eldritch
i'm blaming you, sultan2075
How people search for Heartland
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Surely Real Goffs don't hoover.stufarq wrote:Didn't we all come here searching for information on Von's domestic routine?
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As a Nephs fan,I of course don't actually dust,I just wear it!splintered thing wrote:we dust
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You are called an obsessive Collector then, they are quite common in this sceneribbons69 wrote:As a Nephs fan,I of course don't actually dust,I just wear it!
Now that we know this, let's twist these analytics to our own hand, shall we people?
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damn funny. Whoever did this he/she got great sense of humour.
What I find funny is that HL's keywords would actually meet the criteria of that search in the first place. You may think you're doing the right thing with them, Quiffy, but it sounds to me like we should be removing all the sharp objects.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Anyway, never mind the paltry 159 searches with "how he hoovers". What about the 214 searches with "backstage rider" ? What's all that about ?
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I suspect that at this very minute there are renegade HLers dreaming up even more imaginative searches to make it into next month's Top Ten ...stufarq wrote:People want to know if he brings his mobility scooter to gigs.
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Very impressed to see a new highest ever "number of users online" a fortnight ago. What was so special about November 21st ??
Usually the highest number online had been when we were getting a flood of spambots heading our way, but there was no spike in new users this time.Nikolas Vitus Lagartija wrote:Very impressed to see a new highest ever "number of users online" a fortnight ago. What was so special about November 21st ??
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I never look in here. Er... sorryQuiff Boy wrote:just having a look at the analytics for the site, and there's a section which tells me what people searched google for in order to get here...
almost all of the search terms are fairly predictable, and tells me i'm doing the right thing with keywords etc
almost all, apart from the last one...
wtf?
and sure enough, here we are:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?rls=en&q ... 2+eldritch
i'm blaming you, sultan2075
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The most successful tyranny is not the one that uses force to assure uniformity but the one that removes the awareness of other possibilities, that makes it seem inconceivable that other ways are viable, that removes the sense that there is an outside.