Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
mayhem wrote: Whereas if I had my way I would be more likely to slip a razor blade under the door & suggest she do us all a favour.
* JB makes mental note never to invite mayhem round to meet mother *
She's safe unless she is often to be found crying 'he's such a b*****d' about a chap who has not given her the least encouragement...while the rest of the office girlies nod knowingly.