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one of my friends, joe, was on tv recently... he was on a daytime reality show for itv called "may the best house win"

it's like "come done with me" but without the dining. strangers come in, have a nosey around your house, and then you entertain them for an hour.

he lost :lol:

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but the show was featured on "harry hill's tv burp" on saturday teatime, and joe was invited onto the show to perform as his alter ego "joyce d'vision" :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... iQ-lLnZpns

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here's a writeup by the keyboard player, nial

JOYCE D’VISION: THE WORLD’S FIRST DRAG QUEEN JOY DIVISION TRIBUTE ACT
http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/ ... ribute_act

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joe is amazing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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I saw TV Burp, thought Joyce D'Vision were fcking fantastic. :notworthy:
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the "guy" in the pink dress is another mate, kurt dirt. he's in a band called the bad taste barbies.

i did some drum machine tech'ing for a while, and joe is their "dancer". think gimp outfits, or skintight lycra sweat suits, and lots of jumping around in the crowd. typically a live performance by them is more of a circus cum freak show than a gig. they are a lot like a john waters wet dream :lol:
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:lol: :notworthy: :lol: x 2
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Just when you think you've seen it all --- along comes Joyce D'Vision and lets you know how wrong you were! :lol:
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Oh, fantastic! :D
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Mildly more amusing than seeing someone you know on Crimewatch.

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weebleswobble wrote:Mildly more amusing than seeing someone you know on Crimewatch.

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But not as good as seeing yourself on Crimewatch!




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What a f**king prick!!
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moses wrote:What a f**king prick!!
you clearly take life faaaaaar to seriously ;)

i'll tell him, and he'll track you down and lick your ear. then let's see how you'd like that...

:innocent: :lol:
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get ear licked by gingerman, with ginger beard. i'd like to see that. :lol:
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It's a funny old world!

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Not sure whether I think it's braver for the guy to do that on TV or for QB to confess to being a pal of his on HL.
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