weegie advent calendar

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for our glaswegian brothers and sisters:

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would you like a tree with that?

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if i can have that tree, i'll believe in Xmas again. :P
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that's like a reggae christmas :D :lol: ;D

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Marky :( cos Marky have no green.
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markfiend wrote:Marky :( cos Marky have no green.
Marky & Kerry can come spend xmas here & i'll get you sorted! :wink:
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MadameButterfly wrote:
markfiend wrote:Marky :( cos Marky have no green.
Marky & Kerry can come spend xmas here & i'll get you sorted! :wink:
:lol: Ta but we have family commitments. :kiss:

I promise we will come over to the mainland as soon as we can!
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markfiend wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:
markfiend wrote:Marky :( cos Marky have no green.
Marky & Kerry can come spend xmas here & i'll get you sorted! :wink:
:lol: Ta but we have family commitments. :kiss:

I promise we will come over to the mainland as soon as we can!
*yay!* 8) :notworthy: :kiss:
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Anyway...

*Ahem*

We wish to make it clear that none of the Heartland staff condone illegal drugs in any way shape or form. :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:Anyway...

*Ahem*

We wish to make it clear that none of the Heartland staff condone illegal drugs in any way shape or form. :innocent:
Of course, we're goffheids, not potheids! :D

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@quifflet - surely that's per hour, not per day?
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One on twitter @TwopTwips the other day:
TwopTwips wrote:SAVE money on an advent calendar by knocking on the door in your street for the corresponding day and asking for chocolate.
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Cider?
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