Morrissey gets a job

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courtesy of facebook

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/morrissey-gets-a-job

"Now we know the true source of Morrissey's endless suffering." :lol: :notworthy:
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hilarious! :lol:
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Surely the true source of Morrissey's endless suffering is that he can never get five minutes peace from Morrissey.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Fantastic.

Good timing; I've just started reading Hooky's classic How Not To Run A Club. Apparently, Mozza was in one night bitching about JD/NO, and Rob Gretton told him "You're just jealous of Ian's fame. You don't have the balls to kill yourself."

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Hooky pissed himself, apparently. The mind boggles.
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