Funniest s**t i´ve seen in a while

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Apprently this is a kick in the nut to Black Metal.. but hilarious as hell.. I cant stop laughing...

http://youtu.be/XOibIxl3dLo

another video that made my day

http://youtu.be/Nh8CfWEnSJ8

second video is disturbing.. you might not wanna see a guy painted in corpse paint and leather strings
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Is this the Funny Black Metal Thread?
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@Drsisters :lol: :lol: where did you found these?
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tripped out on Vicodin due to backpain makes me find the most weird and avid stuff on Youtube.. dont ask me how :wink:

so if you dont have any suitable pharmaceuticals at hand, try alcohol :P Drink your head off and then browse youtube and you understand what I mean :P Not harder than that.
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The Black Satans - as if Satan wasn't evil enough, they've made him black.

The Satan Of Hell - to distinguish him from any of your local Satans.

Peter Jackson's signing them up for The Hobbit as we speak.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Look here for the summer edition ...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9V2bpT1cI&sns=fb

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Drsisters wrote:Apprently this is a kick in the nut to Black Metal.. but hilarious as hell.. I cant stop laughing...

http://youtu.be/XOibIxl3dLo

another video that made my day

http://youtu.be/Nh8CfWEnSJ8

second video is disturbing.. you might not wanna see a guy painted in corpse paint and leather strings
:eek:

:lol:
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stufarq wrote:The Black Satans - as if Satan wasn't evil enough, they've made him black.
Yes but he's usually red...so they wanted to show the difference :D
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:lol:

I've seen the wintery one where they are humping trees, but the beach version was new to me. The keyboarder is wearing a Tutu! :lol: Also love Black Metal Cookies, and the Black Metal Pizza (or was it Lasagna). ;D
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Sita wrote:Also love Black Metal Cookies, and the Black Metal Pizza (or was it Lasagna). ;D
That would just set your teeth on edge.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

Probably funnier if you're familiar with the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
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Jeremiah wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

Probably funnier if you're familiar with the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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wow, I must covert that to MP3 :urff:
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A couple of classics,

Einherjer: Ironbound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmG9y7StBXw

Immortal: Call Of The Wintermoon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
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Jeremiah wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

Probably funnier if you're familiar with the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4
Did you seet, in the side bar, all the wee parrots grooving away to Lady Gaga? I nearly died here from heart broken by too much cuteness :oops:

Ahem, *clears throat* back to black metal! ;)
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:lol: :lol:

Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Ritual Illuminati Symbolism explained

Now my eyes are opened why I love this "satanic slut celebrity role model" so much :lol: :lol:
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Sita wrote::lol: :lol:

Madonna Super Bowl Half Time Ritual Illuminati Symbolism explained

Now my eyes are opened why I love this "satanic slut celebrity role model" so much :lol: :lol:
He's got a point... Madonna a walking, talking Elisabeth Bathory
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It may be silly but I still maintain that Blashyrk by Immortal is one of the best songs ever created...
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