A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to
her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells
nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to
Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the
co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit
against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
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