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Mrs RicheyJames
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Did Wacko manange to get permission to come to the UK? Didn't realise that the American legal system Mirrored the Indian one where your Social status actually matters..Mind you there was OJ....

Feel better for that now!!!
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Something to do with 'contractual committments' whatever they may be. :roll:
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Kind of ironic that we have just had one evil b****** convicted for crimes against children and now we let this idiot in!!!

When does he arrive, and at which airport....might be time to dust off the Weapons Cabinet :wink:
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Mrs RicheyJames
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So what if a Lorry driver had 'contractual commitments'? Just wouldn't happen would it?
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His bum chum Mr Gella reckons he's not coming at all!!!!!!
Yeah right.......
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Nope. And you're only trying to start an arguement with me because I don't like The D******S.

* crawls back under his rock *
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<coughs> innocent until proven otherwise?
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<pats Richey on the back> But if anyone else was facing these type of charges, they wouldn't be allowed out of the country surely????

Johnny.......So it's a fight is it??
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Sexygoth wrote: bum chum
Christ! I haven't known anyone use that expression since I was at school! :lol:

Many moons ago ... :(
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Stop sucking up....
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But please explain why when there's a fight, the watching people always form a circle? Why not a square or a triangle? Or a trapezium or a dodecahedron? Always a damn circle ... :x (That's my scary face)
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How the bloody hell should I know? Prob got summit to do with the view!! Think it's the same when someone's scrapping with their bitch in prison too..............
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Sexygoth wrote:Think it's the same when someone's **** with their bitch in prison too..............
:eek:

i think it's time for your medicine sg. you're being far too aggresive today...
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Can any of the American Heartlanders explain how it is that Jacko was arrested several weeks ago, paid $3m bail, and the court date was set, but he was only charged YESTERDAY. Surely you charge a person first, then they pay bail. As Jacko was only charged yesterday surely when he was arrested a few weeks ago he could have just walked out, as he hadn't been charged. The U.S. legal system baffles me.
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Dan wrote:The U.S. legal system baffles me.
It shouldn't, Dan. See, over here, if you're rich and famous, you get away with absolutely *everything*. The justice machine bends over for you and takes it up the ass (especially fitting in this particular case, hahaha! :twisted:).

If you're the average poor sap, *you* bend over. Get it? :wink: :von:
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SINsister wrote: See, over here, if you're rich and famous, you get away with absolutely *everything*.
But thats just what I was complaining about. he *didn't* get away with it - he had to pay $3m bail at a time when he hadn't even been charged with anything.

Surely you charge someone first, THEN they pay bail.
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Oh for f**k sake.....Wish I hadn't said anything now!!!!!!!
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You shoulda let it lie SG :(
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in america your guilty till proven innocent arent you ?

or did i just imagine that.. anyway i really dont see a problem with jacko coming here.. nothing is proven, and its not like he is gonna disappear ;) he is pretty easy to spot after all..
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Can I just mention OJ?
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Red Sunsets wrote:Can I just mention OJ?
Oh yes. With loadsa Vodka. There you go. Enjoy. Have a nice day.
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Why has the OJ Simpson case been forgotten?
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Red Sunsets wrote:Why has the OJ Simpson case been forgotten?
it hasn't. it just has f**k all bearing on this case...
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Oh yeah?!
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