Jesus Is Saviour; Be careful what your kids are listening to

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Courtesy of a good friend of mine...

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20 ... /shame.htm
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You'd be a bit miffed if you were in a band and it wasn't on the list
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
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Huh. "Satanic imagery", of all the things they could've said.
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no reference to nuns & prostitution (their name), drugs (most songs :lol:) or even paganism (floorshow) & self harm (alice, a rock & a hard place - kinda)
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My favourites:
  • Fog Hat: promotes immoral sex
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood: rebellion, songs about sex and sadomasochism, objectionable album art (Welcome to the Pleasure Dome), ruined Live Aid, homosexuality
  • Pink Floyd: lyrics about rebellion
I particularly like the bit about Frankie "ruined Live Aid" -- they didn't even play! Or maybe that's the complaint? :lol:
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So I'm safe with a little bit of Anal Cnut?

But my Foreigner album has to go!!



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KISS: bloody stage show, sex, rebellion, violence, perverted bassist sticks his tongue out frequently

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Britney Spears: bi-sexual whore
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They missed out Half Man Half Biscuit's Christian Rock Concert which (apparently) has backwards 'the body of Shane Fenton is in the laundry chute of the New Ambassadors Hotel near Euston Station'. :eek:
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Doors (The): Patricia (Kennealy) Morrison is a devout Wiccan witch.

Is that the best they can come up with???
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Nice one
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i'll add-Body Electric-references to reckless climbing on walls,subconscious electrocution desire.
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AC/DC : Promote pedophilia (sic) : guitarist dresses as schoolboy on stage

:roll:

Must go and check out the new Beastie Boys release Licenced To Kill and its equally hard t'find sequel - Kill Communication.

As Alexander Pope once wrote, "A little learning is a dangerous thing" ...
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y'might wanna check dis owt - http://davidjstewartexposed.blogspot.com/

happy to help ;D
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Siouxsie and the Banshees: recorded song "Sin in My Heart"
err....
Motörhead: crucifixion-themed album art
None of which you'd find in a church.
Ever.
:?
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Pista wrote:
Motörhead: crucifixion-themed album art
None of which you'd find in a church.
Ever.
:?
Ah, but it says "false religion (Catholicism and Eastern Mysticism)." Catholics aren't really Christians at all, see? That's the kind of mentality we're dealing with.
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I think I'll do an interpretive dance... involving paint
though probably not
It's all such a dreary fiction.
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The depths of depravity:
Birthday Party: indecipherable lyrics
Blink 182: tattoos
Alice Cooper: "School's Out" prevents mice from solving mazes
Impaler: eating raw meat on stage
Jimi Hendrix: hypnotizing people through music, voodoo rhythms
Ozzy Osbourne: scary face

New spin on an old libel:
Eagles: 'Hotel California' is a tribute to the Church of Satan, proven by COS founder Anton LaVey's picture inside the album cover.
Used to be Crowley, now it's LaVey. No, hang on, it's no-one. And the song's about dropping out.
Come to think of it, quite a few of these claims are probably actionable.

Even Christians are evil:
dc Talk: This so-called "Christian" Rock band is of the Devil. DC Talk's Kevin Max Says, "I'd love to hang out with him [Marylyn Manson]." They also promote Jesus as being a "freak."
Petra: falsely so-called "Christian" Rock band, cross-dressers, purported to be homosexuals.
P.O.D.: (Payable On Death) is another falsely so-called "Christian" Rock band. They blaspheme Jesus Christ with their "Rasta Jesus."

But they got one right:
Van Halen: extremely offensive and harsh sound, produces a spirit of hatred and anger

The writer's obviously subjected him- or herself to a lot of this perverted, sexual music in their research. Of course, they haven't enjoyed a minute of it and that's not the reason they keep going back for more.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Poor bastard, probably no woman even bothered to give him a proper blowjob...
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Is it a real religious site or a parody? It's so hard to tell (cf. Landover Baptist Church, which definitely is a parody).

In fact, there's Poe's Law which states
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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markfiend wrote:Is it a real religious site or a parody? It's so hard to tell (cf. Landover Baptist Church, which definitely is a parody).

In fact, there's Poe's Law which states
Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
Just check their index page, Mark, they are a couple of cards short of the full deck, but really meaning business... :|

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Just check their index page, Mark,
Oh my. Yeah. Definite signs of mental illness.
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They can't even get the names right.

Beastie Boys - Licensed to Kill??

The "Satanic Imagery" reference for the Sisters may be related to the Body Electric cover (pope terror)? Or Vision Thing's eye of Horus??
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...or something that exists entirely in their fevered imaginations.

I can just imagine someone sitting in his parents' basement, writing this crap, half getting their jollies and half fearful that god's watching him masturbate. (90%+ chance it is a "him" I think.)
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Meat Whiplash wrote:I think I'll do an interpretive dance... involving paint
though probably not



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