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There is that :|
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& apparently it's actually "flying" backwards

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/06 ... n_reverse/

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Okay. Come at me with that stuffed toy monkey!

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/ ... oy-monkey/

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But think about that: maybe it should be take as thretened- quite obviously stuffed animal-like toy is massage saying: "i'm gonna disembowel you and stuff like this monkey, you pig."
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The Guardian gives Madonna's new film "W.E." a less-than-flattering review.
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'kin' unbelievable discounts!
FFS!

http://guyism.com/humor/japanese-depart ... vices.html

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What do we want?
Devolution-max with an English money safety-net.
When do we want it?
In a few years hopefully!

I have no ill-will to the Scots, and the scaremongering about their future reminds me of the crap spread about the UK leaving the EU. But you're beginning to sound like a moaning wife who wont leave her husband for fear she can't afford as nice a house on her own.
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markfiend wrote:The Guardian gives Madonna's new film "W.E." a less-than-flattering review.
The Guardian can't be trusted on film reviews. I watched the BBC's version of "Great Expectations" on Polly Toynbee's glowing review. Not only do I not belive she ever read the book, I doubt the producer did either! Knew I should have trusted Peter Hitchens review instead..
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Hello. Car 1 to control. Where's the cigarette lighter?

http://www.indystar.com/article/2012011 ... dyStar.com

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Man gets his money's worth in a car wash. For 36 hours

http://www.kinston.com/news/grange-79208-car-wash.html

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Pista wrote:& apparently it's actually "flying" backwards

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/06 ... n_reverse/

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Oooh fcuk!

It's raining down over my way somewhere.
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*checks brolly still opens*
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You're getting a new royal yacht aren't you? What more could you possibly want?

In other news, Nuckin' Futs is good to go

http://www.news.com.au/business/nuckin- ... 6247137467
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The US Congress was poised to pass a law allowing the US to censor access to any website around the world...
Counteract! Now.

http://www.avaaz.org/en/save_the_intern ... nter_b/?fp
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Being645 wrote:
The US Congress was poised to pass a law allowing the US to censor access to any website around the world...
Counteract! Now.

http://www.avaaz.org/en/save_the_intern ... nter_b/?fp
SOPA and PIPA bills postponed in US Congress

(I give the MPAA/RIAA-owned politicians less than 2 weeks before they try to sneak them back in, with minor cosmetic alterations)
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Being645 wrote:
The US Congress was poised to pass a law allowing the US to censor access to any website around the world...
Counteract! Now.

http://www.avaaz.org/en/save_the_intern ... nter_b/?fp
SOPA and PIPA bills postponed in US Congress

(I give the MPAA/RIAA-owned politicians less than 2 weeks before they try to sneak them back in, with minor cosmetic alterations)
Well, the Megaupload affair has raised worldwide attention - and discussions. I don't think they can just go on as usual this time ...

Though, heaven knows what will become of this after all ... :eek: ...
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Pista wrote:Yay!.
Let's get pished!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/20 ... _lifespan/

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Landlord suspended for overfilling pint glasses

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -23724558/

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Pista wrote:Landlord suspended for overfilling pint glasses

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -23724558/

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"the Junction Inn, at Royton, near Oldham, Greater ­Manchester"

i know that pub :lol:
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trendfear

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16789155
January is a cornucopia of technological tipping and frantic futurology, but do you ever get a nagging fear that trends are passing you by?
i like this quote:
In an interview about the internet with the Sunday Times in 1999, Douglas Adams memorably satirised a common attitude towards new technology and trends.

Everything that's already in the world when you're born is just normal, suggested Adams. Anything created between birth and the age of 30 is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it.

But whatever is invented after you've turned 30 is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it -until it's been around for about 10 years, when it gradually turns out to be all right really.
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We're going to dig up Marilyn Monroe & then destroy America!!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/30 ... portation/


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Pista wrote:We're going to dig up Marilyn Monroe & then destroy America!!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/30 ... portation/


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That's how it shows ... :lol: ...
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