Iggy Pop action figure..?!?!?

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Designed in USA By Iggy's Retirement found Ltd, manufactured in China.
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Does it cut itself and get its cock out? :lol:
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czuczu wrote:Does it cut itself and get its cock out? :lol:
on one hand, it's a bit scary that they've used the old haggard iggy :urff:

on the other, yeah, i'm glad it's not the transparent trousers, cock-out version from his wilder days :lol:
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Looks like a melted Jar Jar Binks figure

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That's going to give me nightmares.
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markfiend wrote:That's going to give me nightmares.
this is worse...

http://www.themockdock.com/2010/10/24/s ... ed-better/
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Quiff Boy wrote:
markfiend wrote:That's going to give me nightmares.
this is worse...

http://www.themockdock.com/2010/10/24/s ... ed-better/
:notworthy: :notworthy:

Although I do think he looks more like Lesley Joseph, than Mad Bob

http://www.theatreroyal.org.uk/page/302 ... eather/285
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That's Pete Burns isn't it? ;D
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Why the hell is it in Toys'r'us? How many kids are going to want an Iggy action figure or even know who he is? Surely this is more in, say, Forbidden Planet's line.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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stufarq wrote:Why the hell is it in Toys'r'us? How many kids are going to want an Iggy action figure or even know who he is? Surely this is more in, say, Forbidden Planet's line.
Or Past Times

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stufarq wrote:Why the hell is it in Toys'r'us? How many kids are going to want an Iggy action figure or even know who he is? Surely this is more in, say, Forbidden Planet's line.
And why do they recommend the Hannibal Lecter action figure as a Related Item. Is one supposed to stage fights with them, Harry Hill style ???
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I want one! Pity they don't do a 12" version :lol:
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They've also got a Freddy Krueger glove and an Iron Maiden Killers action figure. Do you think they've lost sight of their target audience?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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stufarq wrote:They've also got a Freddy Krueger glove and an Iron Maiden Killers action figure. Do you think they've lost sight of their target audience?
Oh no, the kids are our future ... :wink: ...
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Being645 wrote:
stufarq wrote:They've also got a Freddy Krueger glove and an Iron Maiden Killers action figure. Do you think they've lost sight of their target audience?
Oh no, the kids are our future ... :wink: ...
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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Pista wrote:
Being645 wrote:
stufarq wrote:They've also got a Freddy Krueger glove and an Iron Maiden Killers action figure. Do you think they've lost sight of their target audience?
Oh no, the kids are our future ... :wink: ...
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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Being645 wrote:
stufarq wrote:They've also got a Freddy Krueger glove and an Iron Maiden Killers action figure. Do you think they've lost sight of their target audience?
Oh no, the kids are our future ... :wink: ...
Then we're all doomed.
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