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very clever :lol:

http://www.behance.net/gallery/Movies-F ... se/2783319

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and leonard nemoy in 'die hard' :lol: :notworthy:
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What a film that would have been!
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What a film that would have been!
Oh my :D

It would be GOOD instead of BORING, for one!

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Boring? BORING!?

HERETIC!
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markfiend wrote:Boring? BORING!?

HERETIC!
... but it is boring ... :wink: :lol: ...
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markfiend wrote:Boring? BORING!?

HERETIC!
Watching two dead snails in the 4000 steeple chase makes my blood pump in my veins and makes me feel alive and in harmony with the Big Aorta That Is The Universe.

That movie, on the other hand...

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Some people. :roll:
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:lol:

the film is good, but arthur c clarke's original book was better tbh.

it explained a lot more about the star child, and the general goings on where much clearer than the rather muddled & slightly-too-abstract film, imho.
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markfiend wrote:Some people. :roll:
That movie was so slow even the soundtrack sounded 150 years old.

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
markfiend wrote:Some people. :roll:
That movie was so slow even the soundtrack sounded 150 years old.

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I couldn't agree more ... all attempts to watch it 'til the end failed ...
no matter what means were chosen to support the endurance ... *yawn ... *sigh ... Image
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Fritz Lang's Metropolis on the other hand... wow :eek:

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Being645 wrote:
markfiend wrote:Boring? BORING!?

HERETIC!
... but it is boring ... :wink: :lol: ...
It's supposed to be boring!
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Being645 wrote:
markfiend wrote:Boring? BORING!?

HERETIC!
... but it is boring ... :wink: :lol: ...
It's supposed to be boring!
:lol: ... that sums up my impression ... :lol: :notworthy: ...
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markfiend wrote:Some people. :roll:
I'm with you, man.

Bloody heathens.

Mind, Quiffy has a point, the book was a much more intriguing and well-orchestrated affair.

But what book isn't superior to the film?
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markfiend wrote:Some people. :roll:
I'm with you, man.

Bloody heathens.

Mind, Quiffy has a point, the book was a much more intriguing and well-orchestrated affair.

But what book isn't superior to the film?
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/ ... 2001.shtml

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Silence is platinum wrote:The name of the Rose!
Is that an answer to the question "what book isn't better than the film"?

Blimey.

Well, I suppose everyone's entitled to their opinion. Even if they're wrong. ;D
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timsinister wrote: But what book isn't superior to the film?
with all respect to electric sheeps, blade runner. but it is just an impression of book :lol:
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