The most disgusting songs you've ever heard

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Oh, had these people only renounced to produce that disgusting s**t ... :urff: ...

* funny as is, a large majority of listeners does even seem to like this sick stuff... :eek:

What songs in the world have maltreated your ears beyond endurability? Five come to my mind, immediately (in no special order):

Icehouse - Hey Little Girl
Lisa Stanfield - All Around The World
Cher - Believe
Reamon - Supergirl
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On, Eileen
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& Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc

Great blog about that here
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:eek: :evil: ... :lol:

Oh hell, another disgust song has come to my mind:

Madness - Our House ... :urff: :urff: :urff: ...
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:lol:

We are not talking about simply "bad" songs but songs that make you physically cringe and want to cut off your ear, right?

For me, the most recent would be Adele's version of "Make You Feel My Love". Sounds to me like she's confusing croaking like a drunk street hoooker with "emotional". And it's not the fact that it is ugly that is revolting me (am a great fan of Diamanda Galas and Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan), but simply that it is so fake and forced.
Oh well, to my ears at least.

@ Being - haha, yes, everything by Lisa Stansfield :lol: :notworthy:
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One time, in a pub in Rochdale, many years ago, I was having a pint with a few mates. I asked (not entirely discreetly) "who's that daft bint in the corner who reckons she's Lisa Stansfield?"

"That would be... Lisa Stansfield, Mark."

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markfiend wrote:One time, in a pub in Rochdale, many years ago, I was having a pint with a few mates. I asked (not entirely discreetly) "who's that daft bint in the corner who reckons she's Lisa Stansfield?"

"That would be... Lisa Stansfield, Mark."

Cue hasty departure.
:lol: :lol:

If this was farcebook, I would "like" this

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markfiend wrote:One time, in a pub in Rochdale, many years ago, I was having a pint with a few mates. I asked (not entirely discreetly) "who's that daft bint in the corner who reckons she's Lisa Stansfield?"

"That would be... Lisa Stansfield, Mark."

Cue hasty departure.
... :lol: ... heaven knows what's become of her. Besides that idiot song, she had a great voice. I'd always prefer Sade, though.
With male voices, a little hystery is quite to my liking, with female voices, I can't stand it. That's why I don't like listening to
Shakira either, however really adorable her belly dancing might be.

Anyway, all the songs I've mentioned represent some destructive (but obviously common-sense) idiot view to me,
and in a loudness that just goes way too far. A kind of blackmail and torture by cultural means.

... :urff: :urff: :urff: ... :lol: ...
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tina turner - private dancer
i'm in pain each time i hear this...
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meat is murder wrote:tina turner - private dancer
i'm in pain each time i hear this...
Written by Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, fact fans.
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markfiend wrote:
meat is murder wrote:tina turner - private dancer
i'm in pain each time i hear this...
Written by Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, fact fans.
Ah, the man responsible for 'Les Boys' - figures. :wink:
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Aazhyd wrote:Bridge over Troubled Water
In the Year 2525
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YEP, WOT HE SAID ^
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meat is murder wrote:tina turner - private dancer
i'm in pain each time i hear this...
Uh yes ... directly reminding of stuff like Pearl's a singer ...

or even Bowie - She'll Drive A Big Car ... no hell, no! ... :urff: ...
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Being645 wrote:
markfiend wrote:One time, in a pub in Rochdale, many years ago, I was having a pint with a few mates. I asked (not entirely discreetly) "who's that daft bint in the corner who reckons she's Lisa Stansfield?"

"That would be... Lisa Stansfield, Mark."

Cue hasty departure.
... :lol: ... heaven knows what's become of her. Besides that idiot song, she had a great voice. I'd always prefer Sade, though.
With male voices, a little hystery is quite to my liking, with female voices, I can't stand it. That's why I don't like listening to
Shakira either, however really adorable her belly dancing might be.

Anyway, all the songs I've mentioned represent some destructive (but obviously common-sense) idiot view to me,
and in a loudness that just goes way too far. A kind of blackmail and torture by cultural means.

... :urff: :urff: :urff: ... :lol: ...
she owns a very nice recording studio called "GRACIELAND"

http://www.gracieland.co.uk/

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Into the Valley - The Skids *shudder* :urff: :urff:

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Being645 wrote:Oh, had these people only renounced to produce that disgusting s**t ... :urff: ...

* funny as is, a large majority of listeners does even seem to like this sick stuff... :eek:

What songs in the world have maltreated your ears beyond endurability? Five come to my mind, immediately (in no special order):

Icehouse - Hey Little Girl
Lisa Stanfield - All Around The World
Cher - Believe
Reamon - Supergirl
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On, Eileen
I can't agree on Icehouse! The rest, ok.
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The most disgusting song of MY ENTIRE LIFE though happens to be "I should be so lucky" by a young Kylie Minogue. As much as I love her now, and her later works. But that song... :urff:
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All of The System of a Down songs.I can't simply understand people who like them,awful band,depressing sound,whining vocal etc. ect. :urff:
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The most horrible song of all times, the one who makes me wanna go and brutally kill who ever is playing it, is without a doubt- Numa Numa Yei by Ozone. Oh god, the horror I get just thinking about that song! :urff: :urff: :urff:

Being645 wrote: ... :lol: ... heaven knows what's become of her. Besides that idiot song, she had a great voice. I'd always prefer Sade, though.

Well, Sade is amazing, there is no room for comparison!
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Numa what the -? Never heard that. Now I feel compelled to go to youtube and search for it. If you never hear anything again from me, you know what happened... :eek:
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Sita wrote:Numa what the -? Never heard that. Now I feel compelled to go to youtube and search for it. If you never hear anything again from me, you know what happened... :eek:
Oh no, don't do that to yourself! Believe me, it's best never to hear it! Once you've heard that song it would never get out of your head! :eek:
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Too late... Image
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Debaser wrote:Into the Valley - The Skids *shudder* :urff: :urff:

Ahoy, frickin, ahoy
Into The Valley by local heroes The Skids is still played every week as the "run-out" choon for Dunfermline Athletic at every home game, to get the (ahem) crowd going before kick-off. Let's just check and see how many home games they've won this season - that'll be none then. Cause and effect ??[/i]
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Sita wrote:Too late... Image
Oh no, what have you done to yourself! You poor thing... :cry:
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