The most disgusting songs you've ever heard

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When I woke up this morning, the first thing that went through my mind was, baya-hiiiiiiiiii, baya-huuuuuuuuuu :eek: ... and the second thing was: "need to find Salome and hold revenge" :eek:
:lol: just kidding!

Reminds me of another eurotrash gem - "I'm Blue", or, "daba di" :urff:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, that awful song tend to do that to people! :urff:
Blue is also pretty horrible, so does the Macarena which comes right at no. 2 on my list of hated songs, but nothing can compare to Numa Yei, it is a devilish creation made only to cause suffer in the world!
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Salome wrote:
Sita wrote:Too late... Image
Oh no, what have you done to yourself! You poor thing... :cry:
:lol: ... ok, that's convincing ... :eek: ... I won't even try ... :lol: ...
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Being645 wrote:
:lol: ... ok, that's convincing ... :eek: ... I won't even try ... :lol: ...
That is surely the smart thing to do :idea:
Oh, how I wish I could be in your place and never hear that song! :roll:
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Salome wrote:
Being645 wrote:
:lol: ... ok, that's convincing ... :eek: ... I won't even try ... :lol: ...
That is surely the smart thing to do :idea:
Oh, how I wish I could be in your place and never hear that song! :roll:
Thank you for the warning ... :eek: :notworthy: ...

* sending loads of energies in return designed to morphinise the place in your memory
where that horrible song is stored, so that you shall forget it soon ... ;D ... entirely ... ;D ...
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Being645 wrote: Thank you for the warning ... :eek: :notworthy: ...

* sending loads of energies in return designed to morphinise the place in your memory
where that horrible song is stored, so that you shall forget it soon ... ;D ... entirely ... ;D ...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks!
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I now also have the Numa Numa song stuck in my head (and I didn't even watch the video clip).

Someone must die. :lol:
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Knockin on heaven's door by Guns n Roses
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ohh yes, Axl got very iritating vox, same as Whitney Huston on 'ich will always lieben you'. No! pitch on 'ich will always lieben you' is much more distracting, but Celine Dion on 'mein herz will go on' is damn close to.
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anything by Nickelback
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Sita wrote:The most disgusting song of MY ENTIRE LIFE though happens to be "I should be so lucky" by a young Kylie Minogue. As much as I love her now, and her later works. But that song... :urff:
vicus wrote:anything by Nickelback
Some of my "least favourites" are:
"Ey das geht ab..." (Atzenmusik) I warn you, this is dreadful stuff... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAq6ltpad8M

Almost everything by Shakira ("Waka waka" ... nightmare! :urff: :urff:)

Besides, I found something that is even worse... call it psychological warfare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKUaysV2 ... re=related

PS: @Bartek:
(...) 'ich will always lieben you'. (...) 'ich will always lieben you' (...) 'mein herz will go on' (...)
What the... :eek:
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Bartek wrote:ohh yes, Axl got very iritating vox, same as Whitney Huston on 'ich will always lieben you'. No! pitch on 'ich will always lieben you' is much more distracting, but Celine Dion on 'mein herz will go on' is damn close to.
Eww, yeah, all of those are extremely nauseating. I wish to add Mariah Carey to add to that list, if I may?

It's beyond me how some [some? millions, actually! :eek:] find it pleasing to listen to a woman squealing 3.5 octaves up and down, down and up, up and ... :urff:

@ Bartek, did you know that dreadful song, "I will always love you" was originally written by Dolly Parton? And Elvis Presley wanted to buy the publishing rights from her, but she said nope. Hence they called Dolly the "iron butterfly", and the royalties that she so wisely kept made her x-times a millionaire unto this day.
Sharing a bit of trivia here from the booklet of my "Greatest Hits of Dolly Parton" double album ;D ...
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Of course, music is a purely subjective thing and I'd be much less upset listening to that O-Zone song on a three hour loop than to thirty seconds of U2. One man's meat and all that. Having said that, I still maintain it's possible to scientifically prove that I Don't Like Mondays by the Boomtown Rats is the worst sound ever committed to vinyl. I'd rather listen to an abattoir.
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I actually like most of the songs listed :( apart from Bartek's 100% agree with them

worst CD i ever owned 'permission to land', got caught up in the hype, truly awful body of work
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metal on metal wrote:I Don't Like Mondays by the Boomtown Rats is the worst sound ever committed to vinyl. I'd rather listen to an abattoir.
It's odd to think now that a school massacre was a sufficiently rare occurrence then to provoke a song being written.
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The Lady In Red - Chris De Buuuuurgh :urff:
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i never like Mariah Carey music, but Whitney and Celine comes to my mind quickly as i'm forced to listen radio on my work- for at least 3 weeks there is looped main setlist with few songs adding. 3 more weeks and they gonna slash PF's 'another brick in the wall'.

Agree with U2 with exception to 'sunday bloody sunday' (btw. there is intrumental version of that song?:lol:). but i dunno if it's because of content or Bonio.

@Selena: adding teutonic language makes it even more disctracting, at least to me. :wink:
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Silence is platinum wrote:Knockin on heaven's door by Guns n Roses
Yes! it's the "Ayyy ayyyyy ayyyyyyyyyy" that really kills it.


And as for Numa Numa, I suppose I get extra nerd points for being able to give the correct title without looking it up "Dragostea Din Tei", although I may have spelt that wrong. I don't mind that song. There's a funny video on youtube where a guy called DJ Rotterdam sings along to the record then smashes it.
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i wouldn't probably know how to write 'Dragostea Din Tei but', i do know that it means love under lime tree ;D. i this song is only to love or hate, but this kitsch (both sound and vision) is so damn great.
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Lime Tree? But they are on a feckin' airplane in the video!
And anyway, please tell us the rest, what does baya-hiiii, baya-huuuu mean? :urff:
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since you asked
Mai ya hee
Mai ya hoo x4
Mai ya ha
Mai ya haha

Hello, hi
It’s me, haiduc [a brave person]
Please, my love
Accept the happiness

Hello, hello
It’s me picasso
I just thought i’d ring *beep beep*
And i feel strong
But, you know, i’m not asking you anything

You want to go away, but don’t want to take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
Your face reminds me of our love under the linden tree
I remember your eyes

You want to go away, but don’t want to take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
Your face reminds me of our love under the linden tree
I remember your eyes

I’m calling to let you know
How i feel right now
Hello, my dear
It’s me, your happiness

Hello hello, it’s me again, picasso
I just thought i’d ring
And I feel strong
But, you know, I’m not asking you anything

You want to go away, but don’t want to take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
Your face reminds me of our love under the linden tree
I remember your eyes

You want to go away, but don’t want to take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
Your face reminds me of our love under the linden tree
I remember your eyes

Mai ya hee
Mai ya hoo x4
Mai ya ha
Mai ya haha

You want to go away, but don’t want to take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
Your face reminds me of our love under the linden tree
I remember your eyes

You want to go away, but don’t want to take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
You don’t, you don’t take me with you
Your face reminds me of our love under the linden tree
I remember your eyes
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... :urff: :urff: :urff: .... * shiver ...

that reminds me of anything by Terence Trent D'Arby ...

and also of The Fugees or whoever - Killing Me Softly...

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:lol:

Seeing that Image reminds me of another puketastic classic - I don't know it's title, but the refrain goes something like

"Girl I wanna make you sweat - and if you don't sweat no mohooo - I'm gonna push it push it some mohooooo" :urff
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Sita wrote::lol:

Seeing that Image reminds me of another puketastic classic - I don't know it's title, but the refrain goes something like

"Girl I wanna make you sweat - and if you don't sweat no mohooo - I'm gonna push it push it some mohooooo" :urff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3d6-3BjY0g

;) :D
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