Top 5 superheroes?

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inspired by a comment elsewhere, here's mine:

1 - superman (for the uberslick hair, kiss curl and bottlerim glasses)
2 - batman (for the hi-tech toys, and the angst)
3 - dangermouse (because wherever there is danger he'll be there)
4 - silver surfer (one of those retro americana cold-war anxiety-driven things, and because he's silver)
5 - spiderman (because he can climb up walls and swing around, and stuff...)

and no, they don't all stand up to examination. but i likes 'em, and they're super to me :D
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batman
philip marlowe (can I count him)
daredevil (but not the fim)
cat woman
kiss
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1) Dream of Endless
2) Morbius the Living Vampire
3) Hellboy
4) Arcangel
5) Buffy Summers ( If she's not allowed, then Wonder Woman for the treasured memories of Linda Carter's thighs)
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1. Samurai Jack
2. Rorschach
3. Hong Kong Fooey
4. Swamp Thing
5. Bananaman
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There can be only one

"And in a flash,
he'll foil the foe
with a quick boomerang throw"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HqSkY4vtVY


And with the words


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNl_X85vF9s



awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, sends me right back to when my avatar pic was taken.
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I go with these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ri2oUGBZg
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The Amazing SpiderMan is the only one...!
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Spiderman (proper silver age stuff)
Superman, (but only the first 2 Christopher Reeve films)
Smax (Top 10)
Butcher (The Boys)
Det Christian Walker (Powers)
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1=. Batman (Adam West's camp 60s TV version)
1=. Kick-Ass
3. Scooby Doo
4. Spiderman (70s TV cartoon version)
5. Marine Boy (manga anime style before I even knew it existed)
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my daughter - because she still smiles
my wife - because she handled her breakdown as well as could be expected
my dad - because he nearly beat his cancer
my friend - " "
my friend - because he proved that to die young is a memorable thing
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Punisher
John Constantine (Hellblazer)
Rorschach
Grendel
Preacher
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You're all wrong.

There is only...

Judge Dredd: I AM THE LAW! (And he kicks The Batman's arse in Judgement on Gotham)
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f**k. how could i forget dredd!

1 - judge dredd (because he is the law)
2 - superman (for the uberslick hair, kiss curl and bottlerim glasses)
3 - batman (for the hi-tech toys, and the angst)
4 - dangermouse (because wherever there is danger he'll be there)
5 - silver surfer (one of those retro americana cold-war anxiety-driven things, and because he's silver)
6 - spiderman (because he can climb up walls and swing around, and stuff...)


thanks mf ;)
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<GEEK>I wanted to pick Dredd but didn't - no super powers</GEEK>
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The Batman has no superpowers either. No-one's suggesting he's not a superhero.
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Didn't pick him either! :lol:

Batman's always decent and there's far too much Dredd + 2000AD stuff in my house.

Can we make it a top 10?!?
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czuczu wrote:Didn't pick him either! :lol:
So you didn't. My mistake :D
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Does the blue chick from X Men count as a super hero?
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Probly
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yeah, i'm working on a really loose definition of "superhero" to be fair

if they have some kin dope power or ability (be it by birth, by mutation, or by high tech gadgetry or sheer force of will), and they use it for good, i'm happy for it to be classed as "superhero" :D :lol:
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In that case.....

Batman: Black stuff & cool toys & a cave full of pooters.
Superman: He can fly & make the world spin backwards.
Wonder Woman: Bullet deflecting bangles.
Mystique: Wears blue paint & shape shifts
Spidey: Does whatever a spider can

:D
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What? No Swamp Thing? :?

If we're just talking comic book characters it would be a very different look to heroes who actually have Super Powers. And would that include Super Villains? The Joker for example, one of the finest villains ever. But no super powers to speak of. :P
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Hom_Corleone wrote:. But no super powers to speak of. :P
I dunno.
His pencil trick was pretty cool.

:lol:
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On a vaguely related note, my signed copy of this arrived today:

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& by Slaine's own fair hand too.
His hand-writing's a bit scruffy innit?

;D
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