Sisters Complaint Box

THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
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Dear Von, why are so many of your fans hatstand :von:
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Dear Von.
Do you ever wash that Barca shirt?
I'm sure I can smell it from the back of the venue.

;D
Cheers.
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Dear Von, it tuens out that Never Land (full length) isn't really full length at all. Could I exchange it for the missing This Corrosion demo or perhaps something we never even knew existed?
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Dear Von or should I say "Prince of Darkness?"

You are a goth aren't you?
Go on, admit it.
Say the G word.
Embrace the darklings.


:D
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paint it black wrote:Dear Von, why are so many of your fans hatstand :von:
Enquiring minds urgently need an answer.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Dear Von, why?
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Dear Von,
..over there, whats it like to have no hair? Is it good, is it bad? Is it like a brillo pad?
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Dear Von, why two pairs of jeans?
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robertzombie wrote:Dear Von, why two pairs of jeans?
allegedly to stop spiggy poking out.

sits down and mutters something about no zips on eldritch boulevard
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Dear Sisters,

why are there no car stickers like this (for example):

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Silence is platinum
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Why the hell did you let Gary Marx walk out?
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he didn't walk out. He walked away.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Why was there no time to cry?
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Dear Von,do you still want more?
Keep Music Evil
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stufarq
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Dear Von, please could you stop the rain from heaven now? It's turning into a bit of a floodland here. It's meant to be summer ffs.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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Dear AE, why are some of your fans deaf ?
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Dear AE, why are some of your friends DefJam
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Dear AE, why are none of your friends Jam & Spoon?
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Dear Andy,

Will the new album be released on vinyl too?
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Dear Heartland forum.

Do you think that Andrew"Von"Eldritch actually reads/follows this particular topic and if he does, will he make it what have been asked?
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Camy wrote:Dear Heartland forum.

Do you think that Andrew"Von"Eldritch actually reads/follows this particular topic and if he does, will he make it what have been asked?
Dear Camy,

Don't take things too seriously around here :lol: :wink:
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Dear Von,

do you speak heartlandish?
Keep Music Evil
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This thread is quite boring. :D
"as we walk on the floodland"
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Ozpat wrote:This thread is quite boring. :D
give 'em what they need not what they want :von:
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