Where is Jaz Coleman?

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This is out of the Official KJ facebook page

KILLING JOKE

Official Statement

A statement was posted on Facebook, reputedly by our singer, maligning both The Cult and The m*****n and pulling us out of the shows.

He is now AWOL and has not contacted any of his band mates.

We are deeply embarrassed by this and offer our sincere apologies to all involved.

We are all concerned about our missing singer's welfare.

Killing Joke made a collective decision to play with The Cult and The m*****n in September.

It was agreed by all of the band that we would do these shows. Indeed, we thought that they were something to look forward to, even though they were downsized.

We would still like to honour our commitment to this tour, the other bands, and all the Gatherers and people who have already bought tickets and made travel arrangements.

If this proves not possible, Killing Joke will make alternative arrangements to compensate for the trouble caused.

Meanwhile we are doing everything we can to make this tour happen and locate our missing singer.

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omg :eek: :eek: :eek:
hope he's ok :eek:
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He won't be found until October :wink:
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Him and Wayne are round Astbury's house rehearsing their big encore. ;D
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I'd look in Iceland.

Joking aside, hope he's OK.
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mh wrote:I'd look in Iceland.

Joking aside, hope he's OK.
I was going to say something about Iceland too... :lol:
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Probably been eaten by an Elder God. In Iceland.
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http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=22880

Please try to pay attention....2 days ago. I don't know why I bother. Brain the size of a planet.......

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Ice fishing?
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maybe he's hanging out with these guys:

http://www.history.com/shows/ice-road-truckers

not sure who's scarier. him or them :lol:
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Gollum's Cock wrote:http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=22880

Please try to pay attention....2 days ago. I don't know why I bother. Brain the size of a planet.......

:lol:
Sorry - Must confess, I didn't see that. :oops:

With regard to the Iceland jokes - he did talk about that on 6 Music a few weeks ago and said it was a load of bollox.
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