Resolutions

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@ Black Planet. Would it p*ss you off if I said no? Lack of emotion was liberating for a while but has become very boring. I reserve the right to choose my own route to lonely misery, and now I'm changing course on a path towards sociable misery.

16 hours and already it's a great new year for vendors of black rollneck tops.
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p*ss me off? No. Not at all.

Enjoy your misery....you do know it loves company though don't you? :wink:
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I have released 2 books of my poems, the first one was total bullsh*** and the last one same out in 2000... I have enough stuff to publish but I'm too lazy to start all this again...
Anyway, you can guess what's my resolution...
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andymackem wrote:@
16 hours and already it's a great new year for vendors of black rollneck tops.
:eek:

I can't find any! :evil:
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I don't have any resolution for 2004 but here's some resolutions I wrote in 1993 while in the thoes of Class A induced psychosis- just thought I'd share. ;D

1/ Grow a beard
2/ Pull a bird
3/ Be nicer to people I know
4/ Be less nice to people I don't know
5/ Make more of an effort to distinguish fantasy from reality
6/ Go for world domination (if successful phase out reality).
7/ Stop brawling with men
8/ stop smoking
Zwei bier bitte.....
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karin wrote:I don't have any resolution for 2004 but here's some resolutions I wrote in 1993 while in the thoes of Class A induced psychosis- just thought I'd share. ;D

1/ Grow a beard
2/ Pull a bird
3/ Be nicer to people I know
4/ Be less nice to people I don't know
5/ Make more of an effort to distinguish fantasy from reality
6/ Go for world domination (if successful phase out reality).
7/ Stop brawling with men
8/ stop smoking
happy new year mr edlritch! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:happy new year mr edlritch! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehehehehehe
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pikkrong wrote:I have released 2 books of my poems, the first one was total bullsh*** and the last one same out in 2000... I have enough stuff to publish but I'm too lazy to start all this again...
Anyway, you can guess what's my resolution...
Well I for one would love to read your poetry. Get to work!
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pikkrong
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Black Planet wrote:
pikkrong wrote:I have released 2 books of my poems, the first one was total bullsh*** and the last one same out in 2000... I have enough stuff to publish but I'm too lazy to start all this again...
Anyway, you can guess what's my resolution...
Well I for one would love to read your poetry. Get to work!
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to be my old self :roll:

and to be less cryptic

01101000011000010111000001110000011110010010000001101110011001010111011101111001011001010110000101110010 :twisted:
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paint it black wrote:0110100001100001011100000111000001111001001000000110111001
Apologies in advance for this one...

There are two types of people in this world - those that understand binary
and those that don't!


Boom! Boom!
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paint it black
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Erudite wrote:
paint it black wrote:0110100001100001011100000111000001111001001000000110111001
Apologies in advance for this one...

There are two types of people in this world - those that understand binary
and those that don't!


Boom! Boom!
77656C6C646F6E6520796F7500 :innocent: :kiss:
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paint it black wrote:7656C6C646F6E6520796F7500 :innocent: :kiss:
ah, hex eh? :roll: :urff:
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paint it black wrote:01101000011000010111000001110000011110010010000001101110011001010111011101111001011001010110000101110010 :twisted:
i think that should read:

0110100001100001011100000111000001111001001000000110111001100101011101110010000001111001011001010110000101110010 :roll:
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my new years resolution is 1024x768 :roll:
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paint it black wrote:to be my old self :roll:

and to be less cryptic

01101000011000010111000001110000011110010010000001101110011001010111011101111001011001010110000101110010 :twisted:
But not your old old self though?
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