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I'm currently off my f*cking mammary glands and I felt like starting a drink post. What's your favourite tipple/topple/fuel?

I'm going with a double G&T at 30,000 feet.
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I don't like gin, but other than that, anything I can get down my neck! :lol:
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Red wine is a staple.

Courvoisier VSOP as last drink(s) of the night.
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My preferred drink is espresso ... lots ... ;D ...
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Primitivo Puglia (cheap).
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Large G&T (Hendricks preferably)

or

Tequila - but that equals trouble......
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On the three or four times a year I drink, gin and lemonade. It's like drinking fizzy perfume.
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When I'm at home it's Some Kind of Cider.

When I'm away I always like to try the local beer. I'm particularly fond of beers from warm southern-European countries, none of the chemical crap we get in them and really nice during the good hot days. :D
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i drink alco. so rarely that in Pooland i could be take as camel, but when i drink is mostly beer (meeting with frinds in drink in bar/pub), but when i buy for myself is red vine.
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A pint of vodka & Tonic please.
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If it's to be Gin then try Monkey 47. Nice.
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weebleswobble wrote:A pint of vodka & Tonic please.
Well ok, if that's available I want some too ... ;D ...

But please do never approach me with whisky, gin or cider .... *shiver
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I used to drink Bass all the time - but wee-ed in a most inappropriate place once too often so gave it up :lol: :oops: :lol:

Now, if push comes to shove and I fancy a tipple (which isn't very often to be honest) I'll have voddie and grapefruit if the hostelry has it failing that it's vodka and bitter lemon.
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Famous Grouse is the on-duty blended whiskey. There's usually some lagers in the fridge.

I try and keep a bottle of proper single malt somewhere in the house, but it isn't easy on a student loan / office temp wage.

Should observe that Purple never turns up to rehearsal without an eight-pack of beer.

And never leaves before drinking the lot.

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Debaser wrote:I used to drink Bass all the time - but wee-ed in a most inappropriate place once too often so gave it up :lol: :oops: :lol:
The bedroom closet? Many men of my aquaintance have that particular peculiarity when drunk. Fortunately their significant others tend to catch them before they actually do the deed..
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fancy a pint of "temple of love"?

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=23035

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DeWinter wrote:
Debaser wrote:I used to drink Bass all the time - but wee-ed in a most inappropriate place once too often so gave it up :lol: :oops: :lol:
The bedroom closet? Many men of my aquaintance have that particular peculiarity when drunk. Fortunately their significant others tend to catch them before they actually do the deed..
If only... :oops: :oops: :oops:
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I chanced upon this evening's poison of choice quite out-of-the-blue whilst out grocery shopping this afternoon with sis-in-law and wee nephew:

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Verdict: not bad, not bad at all! ;D

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Vodka & tonic (but only Smirnoff or Ketel One, anything else tends to give me a screaming hangover), the "fightier" end of the red wine family (Malbec omnomnomnomnom), Guinness as a session tipple, and a lovely malt at the end of the evening. I've become partial to Bushmills lately, particularly the 16-year old (toffee and caramel and sunshine and kittens and unicorns and koalas-barfing-rainbows in a glass).
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EvilBastard wrote:I've become partial to Bushmills lately, particularly the 16-year old (toffee and caramel and sunshine and kittens and unicorns and koalas-barfing-rainbows in a glass).
How spendy's that, then? :|
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SINsister wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:I've become partial to Bushmills lately, particularly the 16-year old (toffee and caramel and sunshine and kittens and unicorns and koalas-barfing-rainbows in a glass).
How spendy's that, then? :|
An excellent question, and one to which I don't have an answer. But I do have a friend who's a commercial pilot and who comes to see me about twice a year, and who fortuitously manages to bring a bottle of the stuff from duty-free when he comes. It's the least he can do, having married my sister and all. It takes me about 6 months to get through a bottle (special occasions only, you see), and my recent forays into the realms of weight loss have meant I am drinking less than I have in the past. The last spendy booze I bought was 12-year old Laphroaig (duty-free again) which I think was about $30 a for a litre. Honestly, though, for the amount of scotch I drink, I could probably make what's in the cupboard last another 10 years.
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