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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Quiff Boy
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Jack Cutthroat Beard

or

Iron Tom Flint
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Mrs. Snowey
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Mr. Snowey gets "Cap'n Davey the Silver". Nice, cool piratey name.

I get "Mary Cricket the Short". B'stards. :eek: :evil:
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Weigh anchor me hearties!

Time for you beauties to get some grog down yer gullets

Arrrr...etc....

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Steve
Just like the old days
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Hm yeah. Forgive me but it's not really funny any more.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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Missed it! Bloody 'ell! I should be made to walk the plank. YAAARRRRGH!
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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