EXCUSES PLEASE

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Silver_Owl
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Dear Festive Heartlanders. I am at work - not particularly happy about it either.
I wish I was down the boozer making merry - Whats your excuses for being online tonight?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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1) i enjoy being online :)
2) my mother is cooking and downstairs smells bad.
3) i don't want to watch my sister and her bf necking on the sofa
4) there's nothing on telly
5) i have to get things done before i go to mass
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d00mw0lf wrote:1) i enjoy being online :)
2) my mother is cooking and downstairs smells bad.
3) i don't want to watch my sister and her bf necking on the sofa
4) there's nothing on telly
5) i have to get things done before i go to mass
Then you are excused. However, I think u should be in your nearest public house with a laptop if you're going to be online.

It's just not fair!
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I have to be up for work at 04:30.

:roll: :cry: :cry:
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Silver_Owl
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F**kin' hell man!
Now that's not nice.
I hope you're being paid mega bucks for that!
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Steve303 wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:1) i enjoy being online :)
2) my mother is cooking and downstairs smells bad.
3) i don't want to watch my sister and her bf necking on the sofa
4) there's nothing on telly
5) i have to get things done before i go to mass
Then you are excused. However, I think u should be in your nearest public house with a laptop if you're going to be online.

It's just not fair!
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no i shouldn't... our nearest pub is full of old people and doesn't serve anything i'd drink (no vanilla coke or blue rasberryade! pah!)

i'm staying right here untill i'm allowed to open my pressies :twisted:
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I'm online because I'm so excited that Santa is coming tonight that I can't sleep. :D
Hope he managed to get those Bunnymen remasters.
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Me and mrs. P couldn't go to a big party (with synth, ebm, industrial, gothic DJs and industrial, post-punk etc bands) held tonight because of her... health.
What about others who stare one's monitor tonight?
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My excuse is a burst pipe and a flooded deck, does that count?
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Red Sunsets wrote:My excuse is a burst pipe and a flooded deck, does that count?
"Everything Counts"
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pikkrong wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote:My excuse is a burst pipe and a flooded deck, does that count?
"Everything Counts"
In "Large Ammounts" or so I am told! :eek:
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Lame
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aww sg... you couldn'tve joined in with another line from the song?
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someone got outta the wrong side of their coffin this morning didn't they? :roll:
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i suspect that was probably the worst thing you could have said there doomie.... :roll:
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yeah, but i'm full of the joys of spring (or maybe it's caffeene) and really don't care :D
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Mrs RicheyJames
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<Takes loads of deep breaths............>

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No I didn't f**king get out of the wrong side of my coffin today as I haven't been to f**king bed yet......Been up since 2.45pm yesterday......

Someone's got to look after stupid f**ked up drug addicts at night!

I actually feel better for that.......Thanks Doomie!!!
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Sexygoth wrote:Someone's got to look after stupid **** up drug addicts at night!
:urff: Lucky you! Having had some experience of a former friend who became a heroin addict, I truly feel for you.
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Cheery stuff.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Taking drugs to be able to stay up looking after people who take drugs.
Nothing ventured, nothing lost
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