FAVORITE THING you like about Richey?

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RicheyJames wrote: and well done to everyone who's deliberately set out to provoke me on this thread (yes johnny boy, i'm looking at you)...
Dear Ritchie,

As your officially appointed spinmeister (by on High) it is my duty to ensure that your Heartland image is always portrayed in a favourable and positive light. God forbid that people misconstrue your abrasive, anally retentive comments as fact and don't see you as the misunderstood, fluffy, rascally, ragamuffin you really are. Hence by posting another 'favourite' thread we could see just how much these krazee kids care.

psst ... remember the 'sexual misconduct' incident at the xmas party when you were accussed of touching that girl's thigh? Appears she was so tanked up she now can't remember which thigh you are alleged to have touched. I've managed to muddy the waters by leaking the fact that you neither touched her left thigh or her right thigh. But somewhere in the middle. Think we've got away with it ...
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Nope. Hal has aptly pointed out the misdeed, and I've got the reciept for the hotel room in my hot little hands. Did you really have to get the Honeymoon Suite and an entire case of Champagne? Not to mention the caviar and what's this???? Choco dipped strawberries and whipped cream??

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thank god you haven't got the receipt! :von:
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RicheyJames wrote:thank god you haven't got the receipt! :von:
Would it really kill you to refrain from correcting my spelling? :roll: :roll: Oh and as I recall, it's God with capital "G". Just ask Andrew. :innocent: :von: :von: :von:
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I personally LOVE Richey's sparkling wit and effervescent personality! What a delight he is! :twisted: :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Black Planet wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:thank god you haven't got the receipt! :von:
Would it really kill you to refrain from correcting my spelling? :roll: :roll: Oh and as I recall, it's God with capital "G". Just ask Andrew. :innocent: :von: :von: :von:
for f**k's sake woman, that was a j.o.k.e. :roll:

and when did you last see me use a capital letter for anything around here? let alone an imaginary character from some work of fiction...
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LMAO

Andrew = Love God

So are you telling me Andrew is an imaginary character from a work of fiction?
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Black Planet wrote:LMAO

Andrew = Love God

So are you telling me Andrew is an imaginary character from a work of fiction?
Actually, yeah. I do have my doubts. :wink:

And for the record, "god" is only capitalised if it's referring to the Judeo/Islamic/Christian God, or another specific deity. If one is speaking in general terms, or in figures of speech, it's lower case.

Damn, pendant's are annoying, ain't we? :P
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Black Planet wrote:So are you telling me Andrew is an imaginary character from a work of fiction?
yup. the character you call "andrew eldritch" is clearly an artificial construct. having said that, the guy who plays the part is one hell of an actor....
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Damn, pendant's are annoying, ain't we?
you know, there are those who might be effected by that. doesn't affect me mind :P :innocent:
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LOWER CASE, upper case

Do you people really know what it means?
Ok, it's a designer thing.
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paint it black wrote:
Damn, pendant's are annoying, ain't we?
you know, there are those who might be effected by that. doesn't affect me mind :P :innocent:
8) :kiss:
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CorpPunk wrote:
paint it black wrote:
Damn, pendant's are annoying, ain't we?
you know, there are those who might be effected by that. doesn't affect me mind :P :innocent:
8) :kiss:
:notworthy: :notworthy:

i shan't be @ the Smurphs' :(

maybe next time :kiss:
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Red Sunsets wrote:LOWER CASE, upper case

Do you people really know what it means?
Ok, it's a designer thing.
big letter's are so yesterday RS :wink:
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I can't hear any of you nay sayers. La La La La BP sticks fingers in her ears and sings merrily....

Love Gods (God in my book which is pagan, is always capitalized) exist. I ought to know...I am afterall a Goddess of Love myself.

La La La La...I still can't hear you....Hello is it me you're looking for....LOL that 's for you Mugabe.
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paint it black wrote:big letter's are so yesterday RS :wink:
I see you are still none the wiser PIB.
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i do feel that this thread is getting a little off-topic - you are supposed to be talking about me after all....
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RicheyJames wrote:i do feel that this thread is getting a little off-topic - you are supposed to be talking about me after all....
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I know I started this thread ...but umm ...still thinking ... :roll:
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Red Sunsets wrote:LOWER CASE, upper case

Do you people really know what it means?
Ok, it's a designer thing.
Red Sunsets wrote:
paint it black wrote:big letter's are so yesterday RS :wink:
I see you are still none the wiser PIB.
I got it Red. But then again, I work as a designer too.
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CorpPunk wrote:
Damn, pendant's are annoying, ain't we? :P
Doesn't count if you do it on purpose...she says through gritted teeth....
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well that's because we're obviously the same person... :roll:
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i still maintain that the thing i like best about richey is that he smells nice.

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