TSOM rhyming footballers

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The Daily Mirror had a "rhyming bands with footballers" after finding out that David de Gea listens to Slayer.
People came up with everything from Fabrice Muamba digs Chumawumba to Karl Darlow loves Gary Barlow (one for fellow NFFC fans) and Adebayor loves Faith No More.
Inevitably someone came up with Robin van Persie loves The Sisters of Mercy.
Anyone got any other TSOM rhyming footballers to cheer me up on another dismal Wednesday (songs or band members allowed !).
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Crystal Palace pay homage to Alice

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Huddersfield Town love "Romeo Down" :?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Pascal Chimbonda loves Anaconda
Julian Dicks grooves to Fix
Jack Butland listens to Floodland.
Oh well, seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Nine While Nine in Fergie time

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not strictly strictly but its the best I can do

Shay Given he likes Ribbons

Richard Dunne You Could be the One

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David May likes Walk Away

Abdoulaye Faye likes No Time To Cry

Jimmy Case loves Rock & A Hard Place

Asamoah Gyan cries along to Marian

Paul Futcher digs Mother Russia

Tore Andre Flo likes Driven Like The Snow

Stern John loves Flood 1

Rigobert Song adores I Was Wrong

Bobby Moore gets on down to ... :roll:

When You Don't See Me inspires Wayne Rooney

Mark Bright sings along to Lights

Carlton Cole digs Body & Soul.

I could go on....

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Hom_Corleone wrote:Asamoah Gyan cries along to Marian
That one killed me :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Tore Andre Flo likes Driven Like The Snow
:lol: :notworthy:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Jermaine Defoe give us a Floorshow

but totally off-TSOM-topic.. I am loving Deco and the Bunnymen
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Tore Andre Flo likes Driven Like The Snow
:lol: :notworthy:
I'm here all week. :P
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Dr Jeep does like Rafa Benitez. Possibly not a Chelsea fan.
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Emma never got an Oscar. ;D Wins prize for obscurity and runs quickly away! :innocent:
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A Rock And A Hard Case - Norman Hunter
Blood Money (Cantona Remix) - Rio Ferdinand
Temple of Love - The Elland Road Collective
No Time To Cry - Leeds United's Eternal Promotion Hopes
Wide Receiver/I Was Wrong (Double A Side) - El-Hadj Diouf
You Could Be The One - Sam Bryam
Under The Gun - Neil Warnock
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Brett Pitman loves Home of the Hitmen
Alex Oxlade digs The Far Parade
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Walk Away for Yaya Touré
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my heartland, heartland, heartland, my Joe Hartland, Hartland.....quick, where's the nearest exit.... :roll: :roll: :innocent:
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