Dear Mr Gove: Michael Rosen's letter from a curious parent

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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exactly.
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At least in England he won't have to suffer the "Curriculum for Excellence" we have up here (as someone once said, "self-praise is no praise"), which isn't even half thought through yet the first cohort of guinea pigs are already facing their first exams next year. I note that Mr Gove went to a private school up here, and therefore is doubly removed from the curriculum he is now seeking to influence.
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you've not seen the draft of the new primary curriculum for down here, have you...?
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Employers are complaining they're receiving functional illiterates, and our universities are claiming students require top-up courses despite high grades. I fondly remember watching the A grade, A-level student on the telly confidently claiming you put food down your trachea. I hope she didn't go on to a career in medicine..
So somethings going wrong. Whether it's useless teachers not being booted, children being ungovernable little s**t who refuse to do anything they don't want, or parents regarding their children as darling angel who shouldn't be told they've failed I have no idea.
Going back to what I remember back there, I would have said the issue is children being little s**t, and whenever disciplined, in marches the parent full of righteous indignation. God knows how how you're meant to teach or learn in that environment I have no idea.

As for the "creativity" thing..I don't know anyone who had any talent that way that didn't nurture it outside school. Good luck nurturing artistic ability in a school art class where all the kids are throwing wet sponges at each other, or anything musical when listening to 30-odd kids arse raping "Frere Jaques" on the keyboard..
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