Here it is folks! "The Eldritch Conspiracy" -
http://www.kobobooks.com/ebook/Title/bo ... Conspiracy
Tell All Book?
Andrew Eldritch was once an ordinary human, but those days are long gone. Now he strives to maintain his goatee and day-glo shirts while juggling both vampire abilities and the powers of an intellectual love god.
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And in a similarly improbable wet-your-pants moment from the same site, people looking for new product could indulge in is it/isn't it fantasies here.
Apologies if this has already been covered. And I mean 'covered' in its widest sense.
Apologies if this has already been covered. And I mean 'covered' in its widest sense.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
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Was that the sequel to "Fifty Shades of Black" ?
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
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this is bluumin' gold.
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
By 'tentacles'...they surely mean t****cles...or am I getting oldGripper wrote:And in a similarly improbable wet-your-pants moment from the same site, people looking for new product could indulge in is it/isn't it fantasies here.
Apologies if this has already been covered. And I mean 'covered' in its widest sense.
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No, I think you're right. And when they refer to Cult Sacrifice let's hope they really DO mean what they say. For all our sakes.Gollum's Cock wrote:By 'tentacles'...they surely mean t****cles...or am I getting oldGripper wrote:And in a similarly improbable wet-your-pants moment from the same site, people looking for new product could indulge in is it/isn't it fantasies here.
Apologies if this has already been covered. And I mean 'covered' in its widest sense.
My car's faster than your mum, but not as dirty.
May cause madness of the most delicious kind.
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" ... she's a Siren princess, and she's marrying the king of a small but politically important European country ... "
West Yorkshire?!
West Yorkshire?!
"... because we're that kind of people."
For the huge lard deposits I hear.Prescott wrote:" ... she's a Siren princess, and she's marrying the king of a small but politically important European country ... "
West Yorkshire?!
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Well, it's better than the Land of Fake Jazz Nonsense.Pista wrote:For the huge lard deposits I hear.Prescott wrote:" ... she's a Siren princess, and she's marrying the king of a small but politically important European country ... "
West Yorkshire?!
"... because we're that kind of people."