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Do dogs come in stripes?.

I don't mean brindle- I mean full on stripy like cats come in.
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Clucking Belle wrote:Do dogs come in stripes?.

I don't mean brindle- I mean full on stripy like cats come in.
interesting. not sure, now you mention it... :?

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Stuck in office writing presentation on dull legal topic prior to week in asia negotiating opposite chinese. Maybe they have stripy dogs. I'll ask them in a quite moment.
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Not according to the cryptozoologist Richard Freeman, on

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/bransty/thylacine.html

There you can see something that comes rather close to a striped dog, however, with the emphasis on "dog".
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[quote="mugabe"]Not according to the cryptozoologist Richard Freeman, on

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/bransty/thylacine.html

There you can see something that comes rather close to a striped dog, however, with the emphasis on "dog".[/quote]

Hmm. That article has made me think it's about dog psychology.

The reason they don't have stripes is that rather than hiding in the grass waiting to pounce (e.g. lions), or trying not to be pounced upon by lions (e.g. zebra), dogs like to circle visibly in grassy areas, do a huge pile of crap and then flick it around with their feet, ostentatiously. Being camouflaged would hinder the "I AM HAVING A SH!T" show.

On that basis, the Girt Dog was clealy not a dog.
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odd how you never thing of these things isn't it?

i've never seen a stripey dog that i remember... or a horse for that matter. or rabbits.
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d00mw0lf wrote:i've never seen a stripey dog that i remember... or a horse for that matter. or rabbits.
There's a special name for striped horses.
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mugabe wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:i've never seen a stripey dog that i remember... or a horse for that matter. or rabbits.
There's a special name for striped horses.
there are a few of them up the road from me.
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Striped Hyena
The striped hyena is the only hyena species found in Asia. This is the least vocal of the hyenas and usually produces sounds only when it is fighting or soothing its young. :roll:
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easily amused. soz :innocent:
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ah, ha :twisted:
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mugabe wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:i've never seen a stripey dog that i remember... or a horse for that matter. or rabbits.
There's a special name for striped horses.
The word "Zebra" springs to mind! ;-)
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Clucking Belle wrote:Do dogs come in stripes?.

I don't mean brindle- I mean full on stripy like cats come in.
When will Dogs come in Tins, Bags, Dried Peices, On Sticks etc!

I am sorry I really cant stand dogs :evil:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:
Clucking Belle wrote:Do dogs come in stripes?.

I don't mean brindle- I mean full on stripy like cats come in.
When will Dogs come in Tins, Bags, Dried Peices, On Sticks etc!
Isn't that chinese fast food?
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Dogs are f**king stupid animals that do nowt but bark and s**t. And you have to take em out when it's pissing down and still dark!
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Sexygoth wrote:Dogs are **** stupid animals that do nowt but bark and ****. And you have to take em out when it's pissing down and still dark!
Well put. Couldn't agree more. Thankfully ours is knockin on heavens door, probably as we speak. She'll be happier in the big kennel in the sky, and so will I.

By the way SG, that's some job you got - looking after f****d up druggies all night. Barrel o' laughs, I'm sure. We occasionally get em in with 'growths' on their heart valves and no end of evil communicable diseases- which is ace cos we get to wear spaceman costumes while we operate. Every cloud...

But yeah, dogs are carp.
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Dogs are gross. They eat their own s**t, lick their own bollocks and are then allowd to lick their owners face. Gross. :urff:
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mugabe wrote:Image
We like! :twisted:
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Dave Whelan wrote:
By the way SG, that's some job you got - looking after f****d up druggies all night. Barrel o' laughs, I'm sure. We occasionally get em in with 'growths' on their heart valves and no end of evil communicable diseases- which is ace cos we get to wear spaceman costumes while we operate. Every cloud...
Thankfully, I don't always have to do that. I work for NHSP so I go anywhere and everywhere!! Pis$y old ladies tonight, what joy.......Think I rather would look after druggies!!!! :eek:

Got f'ing scratched by one of em last night :evil:, wish now that I wasn't so vocal about nursing homes.......THEY ARE GREAT FOR SOME PEOPLE :lol: :lol:
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