Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Johnny Boy wrote:Nothing quite so Rock 'n' Roll but I was cutting some perspex with a jigsaw once and sawed my work bench in half. DIY is not my strong point.
@ Johnny Boy - I have to ask - were you cutting clear perspex - so you could see what you were doing?
Before a deluge begins there are clear and coloured perspex available to DIYers and other *cough* professionals
It was still covered in protective plastic with lettering all over it and I hadn't switched on the lights in the garage and I'd been cutting wood previously and so there was lots of sawdust about anyway and when more sawdust started to appear I just assumed it was the original sawdust getting agitated by the vibration and when the cutting got tougher I just assumed it was the toughened perspex and yes I am a twit.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Saying the phrase "I can't do this anymore" to a large chested Manc Maiden.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
how long does it take BeeP? its been 13 months for me now
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
erm... attemping suicide has got to be the most stupid thing I've ever done (I do not recommend it unless you have a foolproof/painless plan and can seriously justify leaving behind friends and family who care about you...)
Hmmm...the dumbest thing I've done in recent memory was last night. While trying to fix the blinds on my bedroom window, sans step ladder, the (light, aluminium) curtain rod fell off and clocked me in the face. If anyone asks about the small, red lump on my right browbone, I plan to tell them I got it in a championship boxing match, because, when lying, one should always stay as close to the truth as possible.
Scardwel wrote:erm... attemping suicide has got to be the most stupid thing I've ever done (I do not recommend it unless you have a foolproof/painless plan and can seriously justify leaving behind friends and family who care about you...)
Scardwel wrote:erm... attemping suicide has got to be the most stupid thing I've ever done (I do not recommend it unless you have a foolproof/painless plan and can seriously justify leaving behind friends and family who care about you...)
Scardy,hin! What brought that on? You always seem such a chipper fellow
I'm jolly glad you are still with us,it would of been a big loss to the universe if you had done as you intended.
I'm quite in shock.
I thought things being so bad to go down that road was my province being the utterly neurotic lass I am.
"Ohne deine hilfe verliere
Ich mich in diesem ort"
CorpPunk wrote:Hmmm...the dumbest thing I've done in recent memory was last night. While trying to fix the blinds on my bedroom window, sans step ladder, the (light, aluminium) curtain rod fell off and clocked me in the face. If anyone asks about the small, red lump on my right browbone, I plan to tell them I got it in a championship boxing match, because, when lying, one should always stay as close to the truth as possible.
thanks for the kind words! It was a long time ago and is best forgotten really. Without wishing to be an attention-seeker I will say that I am a moody old bastard in general, with a long history of depression.
Moody old bastard? I never thought so. You always seem lovely!!
I guess that we're all different under the surface than most people percieve us to be though
"Ohne deine hilfe verliere
Ich mich in diesem ort"
Was just cleaning and pulled a Dyson down the stairs right onto me. It's now been entered into the list of stupid s**t I've done over the past 16 years.
Maybe we didn’t understand
Like just a boy and a girl
It’s just the end of the...end of the world
CorpPunk wrote:Hmmm...the dumbest thing I've done in recent memory was last night. While trying to fix the blinds on my bedroom window, sans step ladder, the (light, aluminium) curtain rod fell off and clocked me in the face. If anyone asks about the small, red lump on my right browbone, I plan to tell them I got it in a championship boxing match, because, when lying, one should always stay as close to the truth as possible.
In which you lost to a Glaswegian?
Puh-leese. If I said that I'd look really stupid, now wouldn't I?
CorpPunk wrote:I plan to tell them I got it in a championship boxing match, because, when lying, one should always stay as close to the truth as possible.
In which you lost to a Glaswegian?
That would be too obvious a lie. The similarity between the words "Glaswegian" and "glass jaw" is no coincidence.
CorpPunk wrote:I plan to tell them I got it in a championship boxing match, because, when lying, one should always stay as close to the truth as possible.
In which you lost to a Glaswegian?
That would be too obvious a lie. The similarity between the words "Glaswegian" and "glass jaw" is no coincidence.
Umm, off topic i know, but shouldn't it be stupidest instead of most stupid?
English is not my first language so i'm only asking to be sure which one to use when in a conversation.
zigeunerweisen wrote:Umm, off topic i know, but shouldn't it be stupidest instead of most stupid?
English is not my first language so i'm only asking to be sure which one to use when in a conversation.
Danke
"stupidest" would be considered more correct, particularly in written communication, but this is not to say that "most stupid" is incorrect or bad english. indeed, in spoken form, "most stupid" may actually be a better usage as the speaker is able to pause between "most" and "stupid" to allow greater emphasis.
all this is, as ever, imho, but i hope it is of some help.
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
zigeunerweisen wrote:Umm, off topic i know, but shouldn't it be stupidest instead of most stupid?
English is not my first language so i'm only asking to be sure which one to use when in a conversation.
Danke
"stupidest" would be considered more correct, particularly in written communication, but this is not to say that "most stupid" is incorrect or bad english. indeed, in spoken form, "most stupid" may actually be a better usage as the speaker is able to pause between "most" and "stupid" to allow greater emphasis.
all this is, as ever, imho, but i hope it is of some help.
Why are you being nice and helpful? You'll start to scare us ...
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
zigeunerweisen wrote:Umm, off topic i know, but shouldn't it be stupidest instead of most stupid?
English is not my first language so i'm only asking to be sure which one to use when in a conversation.
Danke
"stupidest" would be considered more correct, particularly in written communication, but this is not to say that "most stupid" is incorrect or bad english. indeed, in spoken form, "most stupid" may actually be a better usage as the speaker is able to pause between "most" and "stupid" to allow greater emphasis.
all this is, as ever, imho, but i hope it is of some help.
