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WW2 was "engineered by the Zionist jews" and 9/11 was a cover-up says UKIP candidate:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04 ... 53505.html

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10378900 ... ust_storm/

UKIP has been asked to comment but has yet to respond.
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Added to which, it's interesting what else is out there:

1. Nigel Farage has repeatedly refused to confirm or deny that he has established an 'Educational Trust' on the Isle of Man.

2. The symbol of the Isle of Man has three legs.

3. 'Nigel Farage' is an anagram of 'Fear Leg Gain'

4. Astute thinkers will already see what's coming here, but 3+1=4.

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PS I also discovered that another anagram of Nigel Farage is 'Anal Free Gig'. Just thought I'd point out in passing. Oh, and 'Final Reggae'.
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Gripper wrote:
3. 'Nigel Farage' is an anagram of 'Fear Leg Gain'



PS I also discovered that another anagram of Nigel Farage is 'Anal Free Gig'. Just thought I'd point out in passing. Oh, and 'Final Reggae'.
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Gripper wrote:PS I also discovered that another anagram of Nigel Farage is 'Anal Free Gig'.
Speaking for me and perhaps for others, thank you for not posting a graphical representation of that! :lol:
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Thank heavens for the White House

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/20 ... ard-g.html
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Because alcohol & social media have always been a good combination...

http://www.thedrum.com/news/2013/04/26/ ... s-facebook
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People use Yelp to search for everything from the city's tastiest burger to the most renowned detention facilities.
Wait! What? :eek:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/2 ... weird-news
I didn't try the food, but the single serving cereal boxes made for an acceptable pillow. Third star is for not strip searching me
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First Thatcher dies, now Ferguson has retired...

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Ha.
I read that all premiership teams will pay tribute by playing an extra 5 minutes this weekend.
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UK college decides that modern metal bands are so cr@ppy that there needs to be a degree course in heavy metal to bring the standard back up.
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Pista wrote:UK college decides that modern metal bands are so cr@ppy that there needs to be a degree course in heavy metal to bring the standard back up.
Bring your own bats for lunch.
New College Nottingham wrote:...the coursework will be 49% mötherfücker, 51% sönöfabitch.
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man and I have just enrolled into the wrong program hehe
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So this is what Laz Corp's been up to in deepest darkest Brighton then

http://www.theargus.co.uk/archive/2013/ ... _Brighton/
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In the current climate of racial & religious intolerance, this story was a really cool thing to read.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-yo ... e-22689552

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That one sounded like a lost episode from Father Ted :lol:
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I can imagine how pissed EDL demonstrates were.
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I always watch the tv news in Greek TV, it's kinky ;D
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markfiend wrote:There may be a reason you had your kids taken off you. Clicky.
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Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:There may be a reason you had your kids taken off you. Clicky.
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UKIP voter, maybe? ;)
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