official statement for immediate distribution

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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following a week of unprecedented rumour-mongering, tittle-tattle and vaguely libellous statements i have decided, in consultation with other interested parties, to clarify matters with the following statement:

"the entities known to you all as RicheyJames and Sexygoth are not and never have been two facets of one individual. both mr james and ms goth are entirely independent citizens of both heartland and the (shudder) real world and any further suggestion contrary to this may be met with legal action by either one or both parties wishing to protect their reputation.

further to this, there have been certain claims that mr james and ms goth may be somehow engaged in some unspecified and ill-defined form of a relationship. mr james would like to make it clear at this point that whilst it is true that he has spent an increasing amount of time in the company of ms goth over recent weeks this should not necessarily be construed by any unrelated parties as the basis for any ongoing relationship. although the sex is pretty damn good."

my intention in releasing this statement is both to put an end to some of the more outlandish rumours which have appeared here recently and to reduce the number of "nudge-nudge, wink-wink" style comments authored by those who believe they know what others do not. to this end any future enquiries seeking further clarification of the above statement will be met with a "no comment" response until such time as all interested parties have fully defined an ongoing press strategy. it is further anticipated that other parties may release statements of their own in the coming hours.

thank you for your time and rapt attention.
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Such crazy kids!
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Say no more, say no more!
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you soooo enjoyed that!

:)

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congrats you two :notworthy:

see you both next saturday then? ;)
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Quiff Boy wrote:congrats you two :notworthy:

see you both next saturday then? ;)
Dunno about them, but you'll probably be seeing me! HA! Will give you a heads up when it's definite, QB.

I must be kerrazy...
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does this mean you'll finally stop flirting with each other on the forum :roll:

like we give a s**t :wink:
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I'm just trying to swerve off topic, as usual...
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So....does anyone know if 1602 is on the same distribution schedule in the UK as in America? Does issue #6 come out on Wednesday?

:twisted:

But it's a serious question.
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Quiff Boy wrote:see you both next saturday then? ;)
well we'll be there. the question, as ever, is will you...?
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paint it black wrote:does this mean you'll finally stop flirting with each other on the forum :roll:
stop? we haven't even started yet :wink:
like we give a **** :wink:
awww... it's sweet that you pretend not to care.
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RicheyJames wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:see you both next saturday then? ;)
well we'll be there. the question, as ever, is will you...?
i resent that allegation, or insinuation, or whatever!

;D

'course i'll be there. is a couple of days afore me' birthday and as such is my official birthday weekend!! :von:

you doing crewe? or you gotta shoot off back darn sarf? :|
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i'd love to do crewe but i fear that it will be logistically impossible this time. never fear, i have a feeling that the people's republic may be seeing a lot more of me in future... :wink:
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good call! :D
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RicheyJames wrote:i'd love to do crewe but i fear that it will be logistically impossible this time. never fear, i have a feeling that the people's republic may be seeing a lot more of me in future... :wink:
so just come to the gig ?

So far we have lost Debaser and now Richey and SG (and she sings for us occasionally!) FFS!

Honestly prefering all that kiddie goth Sh*tie Wendycrap. You bunch of completely sad bastards. ;) You dont get any goth crap with us.... ummm.... ill get my coat.

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Mr Padstar!! I'm shocked to the core!!
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Well blimmin well check with me for dates before you go booking stuff....WHO'S the incosiderate one huh??
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Here's the frikkin 'n' I forgot!
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