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The comments are even better:
Jack Levitt • 3 days ago wrote: Prisoners should be breaking rocks or digging holes and filling them back in all day, not masturbating to werewolf porn. No wonder we have so many re-offenders.
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Being645 wrote:
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Jack Levitt • 3 days ago wrote: Prisoners should be breaking rocks or digging holes and filling them back in all day, not masturbating to werewolf porn. No wonder we have so many re-offenders.
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..1 TRILLION dollars on the War on Drugs. ..
So that's why :von: can't fund a new album. :innocent:
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Pista wrote:
..1 TRILLION dollars on the War on Drugs. ..
So that's why :von: can't fund a new album. :innocent:
He don't wanna ... :wink: ...

War On Drugs is - even in the US - as long ago as 2001 ... the last decade was spent on ... fighting terror ... :innocent:
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Being645 wrote:
Pista wrote:
..1 TRILLION dollars on the War on Drugs. ..
So that's why :von: can't fund a new album. :innocent:
He don't wanna ... :wink: ...

War On Drugs is - even in the US - as long ago as 2001 ... the last decade was spent on ... fighting terror ... :innocent:
But he didn't write a single song about War On Terror... :innocent:
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iesus wrote: But he didn't write a single song about War On Terror... :innocent:
Tell, did anybody :!: :?:

I think, Vision Thing was quite enough already ... :lol:
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We're not saying it was giant space lizards, but it was giant space lizards
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Pista wrote:We're not saying it was giant space lizards, but it was giant space lizards
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Brilliant word!!
& not used often enough imho

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http://lobbyplag.eu/map ... :wink: ...
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No Signal!
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iesus wrote:No Signal!
No signal at all or are there still private channels working?
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Being645 wrote:
iesus wrote:No Signal!
No signal at all or are there still private channels working?
imagine the feeling the government in Great Britain announce the closing of BBC at 16:00 and shutting it down at 23:59 with armed police forces after midnight and the next day closing down all transmitters around the country or the equivalent in Germany with ARD/ZDF/Deutsche Welle and all public radiostations, how is that sounds in your ears outside this country?
Best moment the time that the Golden Dawn Party made a public announcement that it was about time to close that channels that didn't broadcast their news and didn't invite them in their program to speak their word...
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Samsung pays Apple $1 Billion sending 30 trucks full of 5 cent coins

http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsun ... Nbtnf.dpuf

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Quiff Boy wrote:Samsung pays Apple $1 Billion sending 30 trucks full of 5 cent coins

http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsun ... Nbtnf.dpuf

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Yeah, pity it's not true. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/samsung.asp
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Quiff Boy wrote:Samsung pays Apple $1 Billion sending 30 trucks full of 5 cent coins

http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsun ... Nbtnf.dpuf

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Yeah, pity it's not true. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/samsung.asp
aye ;D :lol:
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From the snopes link:
To pay off a billion dollars in nickels would require 20 billion of those coins. That amount would require Samsung to obtain the equivalent of all the nickels struck by the U.S. Mint in the last several decades. (In 2011, for example, the U.S. Mint produced less than one billion nickels, and 2010 less than half a billion.) Samsung would have to round up virtually every nickel in circulation to acquire over $1 billion worth of those coins, a feat that could hardly be accomplished without having a significant impact on the U.S. monetary system.

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markfiend wrote:From the snopes link:
To pay off a billion dollars in nickels would require 20 billion of those coins. That amount would require Samsung to obtain the equivalent of all the nickels struck by the U.S. Mint in the last several decades. (In 2011, for example, the U.S. Mint produced less than one billion nickels, and 2010 less than half a billion.) Samsung would have to round up virtually every nickel in circulation to acquire over $1 billion worth of those coins, a feat that could hardly be accomplished without having a significant impact on the U.S. monetary system.

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so they did it as a terrorist attack on the us economy as well as a dig at apple?

the b*stards.
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A hundred thousand (metric) tonnes of coins. Can you imagine the logistical nightmare inherent in trying to get that all together?

(Edit to add) and somewhere in the region of 13800 cubic metres of coins, (13779.58m³) not including the gaps between them. That's over 5-and-a-half Olympic-sized swimming pools.

Or assuming perfect cylindrical stacking, 15194.2m³ , just over 6 Olympic swimming pools.
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Not so big trouble... ;D
You don't count such amount of coins of same value, you only have to weight them :wink: :lol:
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:lol:

Good luck weighing 100 000 tonnes with an error of less than 5g (the weight of one nickel)

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http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/uk ... -1.1428694

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A man has been warned by police in Britain after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute’s looks after meeting her outside a hotel.

West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he “wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act�.
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& he only got a letter from the fuzz?

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Arise Sir Fluffy.

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