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Sunsonic wrote:They eat Guinea Pig's in peru they do.I nearly tried some until someone said they had some the night before and it still had some of it's fur on :eek:
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zigeunerweisen wrote: but even if they're hungry they won't touch pork meat. Interesting.
ergo, all cats are Jewish? :innocent:
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Sexygoth wrote:Don't kebab shops serve cat?
Only when the rat has sold out.
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zigeunerweisen wrote: but even if they're hungry they won't touch pork meat. Interesting.
ergo, all cats are Jewish? :innocent:
Cats are gourmets, where as dogs will eat their own Krap.

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mugabe wrote:
Sunsonic wrote:They eat Guinea Pig's in peru they do.I nearly tried some until someone said they had some the night before and it still had some of it's fur on :eek:
Double whammy.

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hallucienate wrote: Cats are gourmets, where as dogs will eat their own Krap.
try telling that to my dog :roll: he'll chew anything, but won't actually eat anything unless i've pointed out that it's mine and he's not having any.

then i give him half with a few biscuits.

and he leaves the biscuits :|
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RicheyJames wrote:are you trying to do me out of a job...?
Just thought I'd relieve you of some of your work load, as SexyGoth probably keeps your hands full.
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d00mw0lf wrote:try telling that to my dog :roll: he'll chew anything, but won't actually eat anything unless i've pointed out that it's mine and he's not having any.

then i give him half with a few biscuits.

and he leaves the biscuits :|
Great. A spoilt dog.
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zigeunerweisen wrote:
Actually, as a curiosity, cats don't and won't eat pig or pork. If you feed your cat with chicken or turkey, they'll happily eat it, but even if they're hungry they won't touch pork meat. Interesting.
Nonsense!

Mine love a share of my sausage or bacon butty or even better a bit of roast pork.

However it's widely known that tigers do not relish peaches.
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nonsense!

tigers adore peaches. they do however have some trouble with the stones.

on the other hand, wildebeest detest salmon.
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mayhem wrote:
zigeunerweisen wrote:
Actually, as a curiosity, cats don't and won't eat pig or pork. If you feed your cat with chicken or turkey, they'll happily eat it, but even if they're hungry they won't touch pork meat. Interesting.
Nonsense!

Mine love a share of my sausage or bacon butty or even better a bit of roast pork.
That's a relief. I was starting to worry about that joint we had for our Sunday roast yesterday which our cats also enjoyed.
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Thrash Harry wrote:
mayhem wrote:
zigeunerweisen wrote:
Actually, as a curiosity, cats don't and won't eat pig or pork. If you feed your cat with chicken or turkey, they'll happily eat it, but even if they're hungry they won't touch pork meat. Interesting.
Nonsense!

Mine love a share of my sausage or bacon butty or even better a bit of roast pork.
That's a relief. I was starting to worry about that joint we had for our Sunday roast yesterday which our cats also enjoyed.
yep, my cat used to love my bacon sarnies, way back when :roll:
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My cat used to nibble on the chicken carcass after a sunday roast if that helps??? And she used to make dog like growling noises so that my other cats would keep away!!!
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Mine ate a whole cucumber once...think it was for a bet. Made for the world's second worst cat vomit, that I *do* know...
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Is that the same one who eats plants and was eyeing up your hamster by any chance??
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Nope. THAT one eats dog poo when he can't get hamsters.
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My cat loves blue mould cheese, pine-tree needles (that's something I only just discovered 3 weeks ago as I saw her eating the Christmas tree), and all kinds of sweet cakes. :)
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_emma_ wrote:My cat loves blue mould cheese, pine-tree needles (that's something I only just discovered 3 weeks ago as I saw her eating the Christmas tree), and all kinds of sweet cakes. :)
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mugabe wrote:
Sunsonic wrote:They eat Guinea Pig's in peru they do.I nearly tried some until someone said they had some the night before and it still had some of it's fur on :eek:
Double whammy.

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Our cat like Vanilla Ice Cream, but hates Triple Chocolate Ice Cream.

Also loves ready salted crisps, but not cheese and onion.
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