following a week of unprecedented rumour-mongering, tittle-tattle and vaguely libellous statements i have decided, in consultation with other interested parties, to clarify matters with the following statement:
"the entities known to you all as RicheyJames and Sexygoth are not and never have been two facets of one individual. both mr james and ms goth are entirely independent citizens of both heartland and the (shudder) real world and any further suggestion contrary to this may be met with legal action by either one or both parties wishing to protect their reputation.
further to this, there have been certain claims that mr james and ms goth may be somehow engaged in some unspecified and ill-defined form of a relationship. mr james would like to make it clear at this point that whilst it is true that he has spent an increasing amount of time in the company of ms goth over recent weeks this should not necessarily be construed by any unrelated parties as the basis for any ongoing relationship. although the sex is pretty damn good."
my intention in releasing this statement is both to put an end to some of the more outlandish rumours which have appeared here recently and to reduce the number of "nudge-nudge, wink-wink" style comments authored by those who believe they know what others do not. to this end any future enquiries seeking further clarification of the above statement will be met with a "no comment" response until such time as all interested parties have fully defined an ongoing press strategy. it is further anticipated that other parties may release statements of their own in the coming hours.
thank you for your time and rapt attention.
official statement for immediate distribution
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does this mean you'll finally stop flirting with each other on the forum
like we give a s**t
like we give a s**t
Goths have feelings too
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well we'll be there. the question, as ever, is will you...?Quiff Boy wrote:see you both next saturday then?
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stop? we haven't even started yetpaint it black wrote:does this mean you'll finally stop flirting with each other on the forum
awww... it's sweet that you pretend not to care.like we give a ****
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i resent that allegation, or insinuation, or whatever!RicheyJames wrote:well we'll be there. the question, as ever, is will you...?Quiff Boy wrote:see you both next saturday then?
'course i'll be there. is a couple of days afore me' birthday and as such is my official birthday weekend!!
you doing crewe? or you gotta shoot off back darn sarf?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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i'd love to do crewe but i fear that it will be logistically impossible this time. never fear, i have a feeling that the people's republic may be seeing a lot more of me in future...
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so just come to the gig ?RicheyJames wrote:i'd love to do crewe but i fear that it will be logistically impossible this time. never fear, i have a feeling that the people's republic may be seeing a lot more of me in future...
So far we have lost Debaser and now Richey and SG (and she sings for us occasionally!) FFS!
Honestly prefering all that kiddie goth Sh*tie Wendycrap. You bunch of completely sad bastards. You dont get any goth crap with us.... ummm.... ill get my coat.
Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Mr Padstar!! I'm shocked to the core!!
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