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Black Planet
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Well I thought it might get out of hand,...so here I am.

She's pretty, greenish... 4 speed over drive.... her name is Krime. She is my Ka. LOL my baby....Yeah Gripper...... eat ya heart out.

Other babies include... my 1970 Impala...whoa mo fo could that gal move....ruined by a drunkdriver.

Ms powder blu.. my audi..She was a classy lass. Ate oil. :) Sold her to and old boyfriend... :eek: :twisted: He did pay off his note. Karl.. :kiss: :kiss: Aww he's a sweet.

My Impala..... Krime...she's a girl.... come race me....yep got a trak right near....


75/85 or whatever it's called...Drag central.........


Ok Gripper...ready and waiting.


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The Green Lantern
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My next car will be a Chevrolet Caprice Estate, bone white with wood panels. You know, the kind that's half a mile long and looks like something from a Chevy Chase movie. I love them.

I've been driving rentals since I sold my first and only car, a wonderful, friendly little VW Golf.
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BP, we were joking with you :P

btw - not all jag's are crap. here's one i helped to develop :notworthy: :notworthy:



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twp
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cars!!
I much prefer my motorbike
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Mrs RicheyJames
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vicus
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I don't have a car, but at work I have to drive this one:
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"Am Anfang wurde das Universum erschaffen.
Das machte viele Leute sehr wütend und wurde allenthalben als Schritt in die falsche Richtung angesehen."

http://www.poison-door.net/
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vicus wrote:I don't have a car, but at work I have to drive this one:
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Mobile library driver?
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hallucienate wrote:
vicus wrote:I don't have a car, but at work I have to drive this one:
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Mobile library driver?
Yes - not only the driver, also a librarian ;-)

Shhhhhhh....
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Das machte viele Leute sehr wütend und wurde allenthalben als Schritt in die falsche Richtung angesehen."

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RicheyJames
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vicus wrote:I don't have a car, but at work I have to drive this one:
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

you rule!
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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vicus wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
vicus wrote:I don't have a car, but at work I have to drive this one:
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Mobile library driver?
Yes - not only the driver, also a librarian ;-)

Shhhhhhh....
Cool, we could do with a few of those busses around here !
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fuel injection, its better.

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I was hoping this would be a topic about Gary Numan...
Car I want next is a yellow VW Beetle. I'm gonna spray the transformers 'Autobot' logo on the bonnet, just like the Transformer 'Bumblebee'.

I'll be surprised if anyone else knows what the f**k I'm talking about.
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Gary
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I crashed my clio last week.. so im currently driving a brand new rover 25... silly insurance company...
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None - can't afford one, nor the insurance. :evil:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Don't know much about cars, only thing i know is

european=good, american=bad
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SINsister wrote:None - can't afford one, nor the insurance. :evil:
You're not alone on this one, neither can i. :wink:
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Yellow Vauxhall Van..... getting a newer white one in June.....

rock n roll excess.... pah!

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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vicus wrote:I don't have a car, but at work I have to drive this one:
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"This is where mechanical excellence and one-thousand four-hundred horsepower pays off"
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Padstar wrote:Yellow Vauxhall Van..... getting a newer white one in June.....

rock n roll excess.... pah!

Paddy.
what!!! you're getting rid of the lil yellow van? but it's part of rock history!
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James Blast
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Car related question - new Land Rover telly ad, what is the music, I've been hearing that tune for years and I've still never found out who the hell it is?
It's in a house stylee, with a 'whooooot, whooooot, whooooot, whooooot' noise.
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mayhem
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There's a very useful site for this type of question called Commercial Breaks & Beats ( can't remember if it's .co.uk or what so just stick it in Google). Saves getting driven mad when you half recognise something but can't put a name to it as well.
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MrChris
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I have a four-year old Honda Civic, in a funny metallic green. It's fine, but it's a 3-door, with a titchy boot. Minichris can no longer be adequately escorted around the place in it, so it's curtains. I'm trying very hard to NOT buy an estate car, or a p****e-carrier. Terrible things. Can anyone recommend a hatchback that you can actually get a largish pram AND a suitcase, or pram AND your shopping, into the boot of? We're considering a Renault Laguna, but it seems odd to be considering cars purely in terms of boot (trunk) dimensions...

By the way, Vicus, you rock! I used to spend many a happy hour in the mobile library that used to visit my estate. Every week, I'd come and get my ten books, and eagerly wait for the next visit... Ah, the joys of being seven...
Chris

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paint it black
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MrChris wrote:I have a four-year old Honda Civic, in a funny metallic green. It's fine, but it's a 3-door, with a titchy boot. Minichris can no longer be adequately escorted around the place in it, so it's curtains. I'm trying very hard to NOT buy an estate car, or a p****e-carrier. Terrible things. Can anyone recommend a hatchback that you can actually get a largish pram AND a suitcase, or pram AND your shopping, into the boot of? We're considering a Renault Laguna, but it seems odd to be considering cars purely in terms of boot (trunk) dimensions...

By the way, Vicus, you rock! I used to spend many a happy hour in the mobile library that used to visit my estate. Every week, I'd come and get my ten books, and eagerly wait for the next visit... Ah, the joys of being seven...
one of ours is a CRV, not quite a ppl carrier and nice to drive. Mine is a Mazda Mx something. Anyway too small for a small child :roll:

but two friends transport kids around in Pugot 309's without any probs. Room for expansion too :wink:

Vicus, that is indeed a very cool vocation :notworthy: :notworthy:
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mayhem wrote:There's a very useful site for this type of question...
Cheers Mayhem :notworthy:
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