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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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You know the way she's been turning into an MP3 bitrate geek lately?

Take the nerd test

Some of these questions are genuinely scary!!!
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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21.74%!!! :P

I can genuinely say hand on heart that I positively knew the answer to one question.

However, having finally bought a home PC this below does not bode well for the future ...

20-29% - You might be infected. Just slightly, but it will fester and grow and there is nothing you can do...you will be assimilated, resistance is futile. :urff:
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45.23809523809524% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?

40-49%: What's this, a well balanced nerd? Impressive.
OMG there's no hope for me. I knew all the LOTR answers (including the elvish :oops: ), the Hitch-Hiker's guide questions, and I think I must have guessed correctly on a couple of others.
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He. Only 28. Then again, there were no Mac questions. Ergo: Macs are not for nerds.
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Karst wrote:He. Only 28. Then again, there were no Mac questions. Ergo: Macs are not for nerds.
But I use a Mac...
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Ai...
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"45.23809523809524% nerd blood flows through your veins."

I was expecting a much better score ! ;-)
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I better own up - 26%. I knew a lot of the LOTR questions, some of the Hitchhiker ones (and Klaatu Barada Nikto, but from Army Of Darkness, not The Day The Earth Stood Still) but most of the rest just left me puzzled and scratching me head.
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19.047619047619047% of me is a huge nerd!

:eek:

Yep Knew who the character in Wolfenstein was, and what Arrakis is known for.

As for the rest.... :roll:
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AndyTheGoth wrote:"45.23809523809524% nerd blood flows through your veins."

I was expecting a much better score ! ;-)
:eek: :eek: :eek:

That's shocking!!!! :wink:
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think Mr P. might be well placed for Q. 13 :roll:
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I only got 9.52%!!

Whoo hoo!
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I knew the answers to: nos. 1, 9, 14, 15, 20, 24, 28, 29, 30, 40, 41, 42. I made an "educated" stab at a few others, but most I didn't have a clue. I must have guessed right on some, because 45% is 19 out of 42.

I really shouldn't be admitting this should I?
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No :von:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Johnny Boy wrote:No :von:
;D

Thought not...
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Well this puter of mine must have a nerd filter or something cause it won't let me load the page properly.........And I'm sooooooooooo pissed off about it too!!
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I gave up at Q.5 because it was all Swahili to me.
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Red Sunsets wrote:I gave up at Q.5 because it was all Swahili to me.
Jambo!, habari gani?

ps I got only 11.9%, only new answers to two questions
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Red Sunsets wrote:I gave up at Q.5 because it was all Swahili to me.
:roll:

should have stuck wth it Red. Q13 is a doddle :twisted:
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