Critically (and culturally) Praised Fillums you hate

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The Big Lebowski - just rotten and too long
Rocky Horror Picture Show - creepy, cheap, badly made pish (I don't care if that's the point)
Being John Malcovitch - Flippin' s**t! of the highest order
Hi-Fidelity - moved to Amerika and Jack Flippin' Black's in it!
Mystery Men - just not very good
Love Actually - I only lasted 35mins, so maybe it shouldn't be on here
Stop Making Sense - I'm still waiting to find out what's so Flippin' great about this one, I prefer Anthrax~NFV, now that's a concert!
The Usual Suspects - so Flippin' what?
Bowfinger - couldn't last till the end
Control - 70s Coronation Street with music, dull and depressing
that'll do for now, Scum Dine with MILF is on
*Flippin' has been substituted for another 'f' word
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Oh f**k! I forgot the worst offender - Donnie Drecko, many are the ways I detest that one! :evil:
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Citizen Kane. as a story this is very 'murikan, but it has a great impact for film making.

i agree, Control, as a story, is far from good, but as a picture it's good.
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James Blast wrote:Oh f**k! I forgot the worst offender - Donnie Drecko, many are the ways I detest that one! :evil:
That was going to be my #1 - it is a bowl of hot camel sick.

A Beautiful Fecking Mind.

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splintered thing wrote:That was going to be my #1 - it is a bowl of hot camel sick.
isn't it, isn't it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gklLWp7FieE :lol: :lol: :lol:
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2001: A Space Odyssey ... pah, ever so boring ... :urff: :urff: :urff: ...
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James Blast wrote:
splintered thing wrote:That was going to be my #1 - it is a bowl of hot camel sick.
isn't it, isn't it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gklLWp7FieE :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Lost in Translation, not seen it but the descriptions of it make me swerve.
Bill Murray is a serial offender - The Life Acquatic. I lasted 15mins and knew it was "another man's sac".
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Boxing movies. They just make me cold, never see the appeal.
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Went to see Paranoia at the flicks recently. That was rubbish. Even though Oldman was in it (the only good thing in it actually).

The worst film I can recall is Mamma Mia, but I also paid good money to go and see a film called 'Enter the Void' that runs that a close second.
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James Blast wrote:Lost in Translation, not seen it but the descriptions of it make me swerve.
Bill Murray is a serial offender - The Life Acquatic. I lasted 15mins and knew it was "another man's sac".
You're nuts! :eek:
I loved those fillums! :lol:


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Pearl Harbour.- 3+ hours of my life stolen from me.

The Song Remains The Same. - Badly filmed, badly edited, bad!

Star Trek Into Darkness. - If you're going to make a comedy, then MAKE a damn comedy.

Iron Man III. - Steaming pile of dog's eggs.

The Phantom Menace.- McGregor at his level worst & of course, Binks.
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Did anybody like Pearl Harbour? I can't imagine :innocent:
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radiojamaica wrote:Did anybody like Pearl Harbour? I can't imagine :innocent:
the first scene is pretty good :innocent:
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While I'm at it - Fight Club
Total bullshit.
Two hours of being lectured about the vapidity of modern consumerism by a coke ad man and a former underwear model wearing a $5,000 leather jacket and solid gold aviators.
A critique of style over substance that is all style and no substance.
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This is England - glorified epsiode of The Bill
The Last Movie - WTF - Boring and s**t
Barry Lyndon - Nice camera work, s**t performances
Star Trek Into Darkness - Disappointing piddle

(Note I did stay on thread..all critically an culturally praised...Pearl Harbour :roll:) :lol:

EDIT: RadioJamaica had already pointed this out...
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This is England does indeed blow
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Wow, an opportunity to spill our Gift for bad movies we don't love :lol: ;D
Let's see...hmmm
The Sadist (1963) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057465/combined
5 persons tried to watch it and stopped it after 20-25 minutes of VHS playtime (i asked to stop it earlier than that but didn't listened to me)
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Disaster Movie (2008) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1213644/combined
I did the mistake to go and watch it in a cinema and it is the only movie so far that made me leave the room after 10-15 minutes... :lol:
Thank God i don't pay ticket to watch movies...
Thank God pt.II it was soon enough to go and see "Burn After Reading" and have a good time :D

There are some more, but i would like to be good tonite :notworthy:
'Are we the Baddies?'...
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Eh Dude... Critically (and culturally) Praised Fillums you hate, not just any old toss like Prometheus.
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Okey Okey James i got your point... ;D
First in the list of 250 top movies ( http://www.imdb.com/chart/top?ref_=nb_mv_3_chttp ) that is praised and don't like is

138. 8.1 No Country for Old Men (2007) 384,493

i cannot understand what the fek did find to that 384,493 people to like about :lol:

am i on the spirit now ??? :twisted:
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Yo! I believe No Country for Old Men is in there too?
Oh and Pista the world and her whippet hated Pearl Harbour.
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Pearl Harbour ? i there a movie called Pearl Harbour ?? :innocent: :twisted:
Kidding... just hate that one didn't even finish watch it and never tried to after one try :twisted:
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It did have Kate Beckinsale...which is a plus.

I'd definetely give her a Pearl Harbour........sorry, coat.
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Kate Beckinsale

Critically (and culturally) Praised Fillums

Nope...don't see the connection :eek:

Any old trash featuring, but not exclusively, vampires/werewolves and Kate Beckinsale :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I digress,

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Glad there is someone else who hates the Big Lebowski. Can I add Withnail and I?
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