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Sunsonic wrote:I like otters myself :D
Agreed. a much underrated form of footwear
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She was my baby. Powder blue.. my girl.
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Black Planet wrote:yes.. It was my Audi.

cool. did it ever breakdown? did you ever have to push,push, push :roll:
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Black Planet wrote:
Heres your lesson

CHEVROLET
What lesson is that?
How to make a car that won't go round corners?
How to make a car that breaks down all the time?

The only saving grace for American cars is that Chrysler managed to release a car that looked like a hearse in the UK last year.

Yah boo sucks
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paint it black wrote:
Black Planet wrote:yes.. It was my Audi.

cool. did it ever breakdown? did you ever have to push,push, push :roll:
she ate oil. I sold her to an old boyfriend..namded Karl. He loved her.. money pit that she was.
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Gripper wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
Heres your lesson

CHEVROLET
What lesson is that?
How to make a car that won't go round corners?
How to make a car that breaks down all the time?

The only saving grace for American cars is that Chrysler managed to release a car that looked like a hearse in the UK last year.

Yah boo sucks
My car...will go round corners. She's never broken down on me... she's got 4 speed overdrive. What's your gal got

Oh and chrysler...loser.

I thought I made myself clear.

Chevrolet.


LOL LOL LOL LOL

No body and I mean no body,,.
can touch my Impala.

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Black Planet wrote:
Gripper wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
Heres your lesson

CHEVROLET
What lesson is that?
How to make a car that won't go round corners?
How to make a car that breaks down all the time?

The only saving grace for American cars is that Chrysler managed to release a car that looked like a hearse in the UK last year.

Yah boo sucks
My car...will go round corners. She's never broken down on me... she's got 4 speed overdrive. What's your gal got

Oh and chrysler...loser.

I thought I made myself clear.

Chevrolet.


LOL LOL LOL LOL

No body and I mean no body,,.
can touch my Impala.

BP
Sorry, BP, but my 315 BHP Skyline would just...well...how can I put this...burn your trousers?

Anyway, how mad do you think Black Horizon is today? I think we should be told.
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no, it really is that fast..
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:no, it really is that fast..
Thanks, Em. It really was a fantastic ride, wasn't it?
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do not, i repeat DO NOT criticise the pt cruiser.

it looks like hot rod, drives like a hearse, and i want one. oh yes.

so there.

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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote:do not, i repeat DO NOT criticise the pt cruiser.

it looks like hot rod, drives like a hearse, and i want one. oh yes.

so there.

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It would be a darn sight more impressive if it really was a hearse which drove like a hot rod.
Man! That would be some funeral cortege! Church gates to the big oven in sub-five seconds. Terminal speed of something over 150 and then a big f***-off parachute flying out of the back.
What a way to go!

Should have got this idea into http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=3495
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:notworthy: :lol:
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Gripper wrote:...and then a big f***-off parachute flying out of the back.
What a way to go!
Can I rent one for next December?
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Red Sunsets wrote: Can I rent one for next December?
Why, Red? Planning an early exit? Put it off a few more months and hey, the new album might be out; life will be worth living again and we can all dance and sing.
Then again, maybe the next album will never come out.

Why wait until December? :lol:
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October good for you, Gripper?
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Black as you like.
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It's a a date!
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