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Does anyone want anything bringing back?
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Packet of MonsterMunch and two cans of Kestrel SuperStrength...pay you back later.
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I'm fine - but thanks for asking :D
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Am I too late?
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4 Blackjacks and a Fruit Salad please...
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Liquorice? Wine gum? Cigs? ... Hhm, no. A lovely Newcastle's, please (if they should have some) . If not so, any sort of stout will do... ;D ...
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Yeah, get me an HL circa 2003.
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I'm trying James.
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markfiend wrote:I'm trying James.
:D

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James Blast wrote:Yeah, get me an HL circa 2003.
Indeed? ;D

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a drill, some hedge trimmers and some ordinary household bleach ;)
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blackandgold65 wrote:4 Blackjacks and a Fruit Salad please...
Now that takes me back
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Gollum's Cock wrote:
blackandgold65 wrote:4 Blackjacks and a Fruit Salad please...
Now that takes me back
Grab me a Texan bar while you're at it Mark. ;D
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How about a game of "let's pick the most disturbing combination of three items you can". I saw this on another forum where the winning entry was...

A bottle of gin
A bottle of aspirin
One single wire coat-hanger
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-pack of condoms;
-Mr. clean or Domestos;
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Bartek wrote:-pack of condoms;
-Mr. clean or Domestos;
-horseradish.
I've just been sick.
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i tried to do my best :twisted: :wink:
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:lol: blimey.
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James Blast wrote:Yeah, get me an HL circa 2003.
You'll find this in the magazine aisle, @MarkFiend. It's one of the two free gifts with this month's nostalgia magazine, along with a pair of rose-tinted specs.
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surprise me.
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I'll have an ex-display kitchen with appliances for just £595, please :P :twisted: :lol:

oh and can I have a copy of Smash Hits, a can of Quatro, a packet of Bitza Pizza's and a quarter of cola cubes, cheers :)
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Bonksi wrote:I'll have an ex-display kitchen with appliances for just £595, please :P :twisted: :lol:

oh and can I have a copy of Smash Hits, a can of Quatro, a packet of Bitza Pizza's and a quarter of cola cubes, cheers :)
...and two steacks of human ass ;D
thanks...my Lord...i'm unbeliver
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psichonaut wrote:
Bonksi wrote:I'll have an ex-display kitchen with appliances for just £595, please :P :twisted: :lol:

oh and can I have a copy of Smash Hits, a can of Quatro, a packet of Bitza Pizza's and a quarter of cola cubes, cheers :)
...and two steacks of human ass ;D
Jeffrey never read Smash Hits.... ;D
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markfiend wrote:How about a game of "let's pick the most disturbing combination of three items you can".
OK, I'm in.

- A copy of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
- A gimp suit.
- Some root vegetables.
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a giant poisoned electric head
a melon
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a screwdriver

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