http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Andrew_Eldritch
Apologies if you've all seen it before but I hadn't and it made me laugh a bit...
Eldritch - Uncyclopedia
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“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”
and went on to become well known for his (non) goth musical style, (non) gothic outfits, general (non) gothicness and for being loosely associated with Patricia Morrisson's huge tits.
There may actually be an element of truth in that.Barely anyone outside of the goth scene would have ever heard of the Sisters of Mercy were it not for Patricia's enormous tits.
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
(Redirected from Yvonne Eldritch)
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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Patricia is 'as a pancake' in my books, remember these girls?mh wrote:There may actually be an element of truth in that.Barely anyone outside of the goth scene would have ever heard of the Sisters of Mercy were it not for Patricia's enormous tits.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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Oh James! The uncyclopedia DID make me think of your booby fetish - hilarious
When I was 14 I wanted so badly to be a ginger Patricia.......sigh....
When I was 14 I wanted so badly to be a ginger Patricia.......sigh....
as the day is long,
rain from heaven
rain from heaven