this khunt is neither funny or witty. Creepy, Aye! (file under Oh, Controversial)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-s ... s-26885497
Now I'm Voting YES!
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James Blast
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eastmidswhizzkid
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regardless of what i would prefer the Scots to do in this matter -and actually i am ambivalent to the whole thing, they should do what they want- the idea of whipping-up the rest of the uk to plead and beg for the vote to go one way or the other is ridiculous. it's not up to us, is it?
whatever happens they will still be our brotheres and sisters in any way that means anything, like ( for example) the czechs and the slovaks are .
as for us "having got to this position of being together" the jocks ain't gonna start painting their faces blue and raiding over the border fer fucks sake...and if we (the english) can't produce a homegrown tennis player of any quality that's our tough shit.
if we could keep the oil, now that would nice.
whatever happens they will still be our brotheres and sisters in any way that means anything, like ( for example) the czechs and the slovaks are .
as for us "having got to this position of being together" the jocks ain't gonna start painting their faces blue and raiding over the border fer fucks sake...and if we (the english) can't produce a homegrown tennis player of any quality that's our tough shit.
if we could keep the oil, now that would nice.
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I think Eddie Izzard is hilarious
BUT
I don't think it is up to non-Scot folk to go around convincing Scots. If they had a good Scottish comedian arguing the case for staying in the UK but maybe they're scared of losing some part of their fanbase.
I guess there is always Hamish and Dougal
BUT
I don't think it is up to non-Scot folk to go around convincing Scots. If they had a good Scottish comedian arguing the case for staying in the UK but maybe they're scared of losing some part of their fanbase.
I guess there is always Hamish and Dougal
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Aye, ye'll huv hud yir tea. 
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Vote Bez
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I have figured out the connection
Bowie made a public statement in favour of continued Union and he's worn a Dress
Izzard often wears a dress
Scots wear kilts
I'll have Vision Thing please Victoria
Bowie made a public statement in favour of continued Union and he's worn a Dress
Izzard often wears a dress
Scots wear kilts
I'll have Vision Thing please Victoria
Well you must know something
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Re Eddie Izzard's comedy: I always thought that it must take a lot of rehearsal to sound that spontaneous.
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that's exactly what stewart lee says about him.markfiend wrote:Re Eddie Izzard's comedy: I always thought that it must take a lot of rehearsal to sound that spontaneous.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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I've been rumbledeastmidswhizzkid wrote:that's exactly what stewart lee says about him.markfiend wrote:Re Eddie Izzard's comedy: I always thought that it must take a lot of rehearsal to sound that spontaneous.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Goths have feelings too
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isn't he just? probably my favourite comedian at the minute.markfiend wrote:Now Stewart Lee, on the other hand, is funny.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Possibly pipped by Daniel Kitson. But only possibly.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:isn't he just? probably my favourite comedian at the minute.markfiend wrote:Now Stewart Lee, on the other hand, is funny.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Stewart Lee's a cunt!
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James Blast wrote:Stewart Lee's a cunt!
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he's funny, so's Lee Mack (stand up only) and Hamish & Dougal are my latest faves, so I'm not a miserable Jock git ya Soft Southern Jessie!
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James Blast wrote:he's funny, so's Lee Mack (stand up only) and Hamish & Dougal are my latest faves, so I'm not a miserable Jock git ya Soft Southern Jessie!
...but you are wrong about Stewart Lee.
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No! I amn't he's too arch and clever-clever
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he's a cock ring - Richard Cockrring
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