Proof, Morrisey's a Wank of the Highest Order

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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http://thequietus.com/articles/13408-mo ... obiography

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Don't go waving the Union Flag at him...
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Did we need proof?
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It's coming out on the 17th of October, Penguin and Morrissey patched up their differences.
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Never believe a Belgian Pianner Player.

Utter bastard, even his own body thought it deserved a stomach ulcer.

Never liked the guy, always liked his support band tho.

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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts ... 0071130568
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Just re-read that article (for even I couldn't believe Morrissey can be so blatantly stupid to tell such things) and then saw it's on the DailyMash :lol:

Still... it sounds quite convincing. :)

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The original piece that Blast posted is also satire. Or at least "satire".
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Says a lot about the man when the 'satire' comes close to the truth.

Ah enough about the man, I'm biased, I will believe even the most ridiculous satirical nonsense about him! :)

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For a moment i thought it was dailymail :lol: :lol:
After i read it, i checked again the address in browser and laughed ..... ;D
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Sufficiently advanced parody is indistinguishable from the real thing, after all. :lol:
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I just read this little piece.

Also read he got chased off stage on his opening night.
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and how about that?
but to be fair, there's not info that he wanted/approved that idea.
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I love the Smiths. Probably as important a band to me as The Sisters. But Morrissey was, is and always has been an unutterable cock. Johnny Marr on the other hand is one of my guitar heroes.
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I really disapprove of your avatar 'newb', bass players are the fuckin' anchor of the band!
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James Blast wrote:I really disapprove of your avatar 'newb', bass players are the fuckin' anchor of the band!
:lol: :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:I really disapprove of your avatar 'newb', bass players are the fuckin' anchor of the band!
Haha. So are drummers but we also get loads of stick - difference between a drummer and a shopping trolley anyone? It's an in joke. I'll change it if you're really offended.
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drummers - stick, I geddit
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Tell you what, I'll change it anyway and then we can all have a good laugh at my early 80s college days! Circa FALAA.
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The Archers to be ruined forever.
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http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2014/05/morrissey_tweets.html

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paint it black wrote:http://www.shinyshiny.tv/2014/05/morrissey_tweets.html

twit starts twattering

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I especially liked this one
The Duchess ✔ @joelycett

.@itsmorrissey Loved you in men behaving badly, great to see you on twitter. X
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The Archers is/are dreadful, when I rule the world...
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