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eldritch1969
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Thanks for the warm welcome folks. I've already worked out there's a lot of knowledgeable folks in here so I think my input is going to be limited to sarcasm and a bit of fun!!
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eldritch1969 wrote:... I think my input is going to be limited to sarcasm and a bit of fun!!
You'll fit right in! :notworthy:
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Sarcasm and a bit of fun? Is there anything else on this board? ;D
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markfiend wrote:Sarcasm and a bit of fun? Is there anything else on this board? ;D
There's the occasional kitchen :innocent:
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Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:Sarcasm and a bit of fun? Is there anything else on this board? ;D
There's the occasional kitchen :innocent:

;D :notworthy: ;D :notworthy: ;D

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Fcuker ;D
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I'd say hello but I'll probably bugger off for another 18 months.


Doh!

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Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:Sarcasm and a bit of fun? Is there anything else on this board? ;D
There's the occasional kitchen :innocent:
Oh great!

Since Steve is an Admin elsewhere, he also gets discounts on the kitchens. He also gets to see the cheap offers, but us plebs are told it's just spam as the posts get automatically diverted into the secret Moderation section of the board, as opposed to the Trash Bin. There's something seriously wrong here.

Whilst chatting to Barry yesterday, he inadvertently let slip that he had a monster kitchen arriving tomorrow. Solid oak, marble worktops and state of the art appliances.

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weebleswobble wrote:.. I'll probably bugger off for another 18 months...
Don't.
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markfiend wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:.. I'll probably bugger off for another 18 months...
Don't.
Aye, stay and hang around Weebs :D
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A bit late, but welcome to HL :)
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Big Si wrote:
markfiend wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:.. I'll probably bugger off for another 18 months...
Don't.
Aye, stay and hang around Weebs :D
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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:Whilst chatting to Barry yesterday, he inadvertently let slip that he had a monster kitchen arriving tomorrow. Solid oak, marble worktops and state of the art appliances.
A monster kitchen?

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Welcome. Make yourself at home :D
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Allo, you seem to be a bit of a wag. I do likes a bit of waggism.
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markfiend wrote:Sarcasm and a bit of fun? Is there anything else on this board? ;D
Nothing else but sarcasm from me :innocent:
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