Andrew Eldrich identical twin
having bottle of vodka doesn't make anyone identical twin of AE.
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weebleswobble
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Drinking it will make you think you're Von.
Or a tree, I usually go for tree.
Or a tree, I usually go for tree.
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
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Johnny Rev 7.0
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Good call!
Though lighthouse is my preferred illusion.
Though lighthouse is my preferred illusion.
What a season
to be beautiful
without a reason
to be beautiful
without a reason
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eastmidswhizzkid
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in my batchelor days i used to keep a half-bottle of voddy under my pillow for the morning, on account of my never having gone to bed with anyone ugly, but had woken up next to a few.... 
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Nikolas Vitus Lagartija
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Whilst on the topic of ridiculous 
stories, how about this one : "Godfather of Goth Insulted My Bitch" http://longdog2languedoc.wordpress.com and scroll down to the lovely Rhea (May 1st). Not quite Freddie Starr or Ozzy Osborne.
stories, how about this one : "Godfather of Goth Insulted My Bitch" http://longdog2languedoc.wordpress.com and scroll down to the lovely Rhea (May 1st). Not quite Freddie Starr or Ozzy Osborne.
